Smoking does not agree with some peojJe ; but it always seems to soot the chimney. If a bear were' to go into a lin^n-tlraper's shop, what would he want ..—He would j want muzzlin. j Mamma -. " If have to speak to you again I will punish some of yen/ Youngster : '•' Then, mara.iia, I'd advise you do not to speak." Station-mast er, to suspicious-looking old l;*dy who has jn-st entered first-class comp:trt_tent : '"' Ant you first-class ma'ams'" Aged lady : " Yes, thank you; hew uiv you r" A facetious swell who had danced with a couple of Chit-ago girls at a party recently, remarked that, although he liked rings on l-U sn<"'rs, he couldn't stand bcUe-'- on his A " I I. .'. :- i
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 5191, 23 December 1884, Page 4
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119Untitled Star (Christchurch), Issue 5191, 23 December 1884, Page 4
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