FUN WITHOUT F.
She was phat and phair and phickle, a sylphlike phay Phearing phatness she was phrightened, phain was phorced to phast all day, So she phasted pheigning phaintness, phearing losstof pnellows phew, Phear of phat was always phoremost ; phren* sied phancies through her phlew. Always in a pbright and phrizzle, phlying from her wealth of phat, Fhainting till she nearly phamished, frowning with the pheeling that Phriends and phoes would think her phunny, phull of phears with air she phod, Phighting in a sort of phury, phinding comphort not in bed She was pbearphul, she waß artphul, if phriends phlattered phanoied phun Phurtive phlew pkroin every pheature, phinding phaults in every one; Phlimsy pbortune philled her fancies, phlown waß all her phormer phun, Phive phond phollows phought phor phavors, phrightful phate, ehe phavoured noue, Fhitful phanoiee philled her phorenoons, phlirting phasions opht she tried Phinding phat was phar too phlorid, phinally she phasting died.
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 4703, 28 May 1883, Page 4
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156FUN WITHOUT F. Star (Christchurch), Issue 4703, 28 May 1883, Page 4
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