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Star (Christchurch), Issue 4344, 27 March 1882, Page 4

How to make a slow horse fast — don't feed him. Advice to Wives. — Man is very much like an egg ; keep him in hot water and he is bound to become hardened. "Misery may love company," says a coloured philosopher, " but I'd ruther hab de rhumatiz in one leg den ter hab in bof." Entirely Unintentional.— Fair umpire at lawn tennis: "Only keep your head, Mr Jones, and you are sure to have a soft thing." A paper says : — The School Committee have decided io erect a new Bchoolhouse large enough to accommodate 500 scholars five storys high. Ifc was wrong in Peg, the shoemaker, to aay to the dootor who complained that ho had made a poor job of that laat pair of boots, ** Physician, heel thyself." " Mamma, where do the cows get their milk ?" inquired Willie. " Where do you got your tears, my son ?" " Mamma, do the cows have to be spanked ?" thoughtfully inquired Willie.

Thames stbeet Industbibs, by Percy Russell. This Illustrated Pamphlet on Perfumery, kc, published at 6d, may bo had gratis from any Chemist in the World, or John Gosnbll k Co., London.— [Advt.]

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