HOW INDEED.
English tourist to Pat : " Now, Pat, suppoeing a gentleman were to give you a shilling, what would you say ?"' Pat : "Shure, and I'd put it in mv pocket. Wur jer hoiour going to thry the experiment." English tourist : "You are a smart fellow. How many children like you did your parents rear ?" Pat : " Well, sorr, in the firat place let me ask yez the question, How do yer know whether my parents eyer had any childer ?" Collapse of tourist.
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/TS18801021.2.29
Bibliographic details
Star (Christchurch), Issue 3904, 21 October 1880, Page 4
Word Count
81HOW INDEED. Star (Christchurch), Issue 3904, 21 October 1880, Page 4
Using This Item
No known copyright (New Zealand)
To the best of the National Library of New Zealand’s knowledge, under New Zealand law, there is no copyright in this item in New Zealand.
You can copy this item, share it, and post it on a blog or website. It can be modified, remixed and built upon. It can be used commercially. If reproducing this item, it is helpful to include the source.
For further information please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in