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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3656, 30 December 1879, Page 4

-Business Notioes JLROFESSOR GrUSSOOTT, . May now be consulted at bis Besidence, SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second Door East from Colombo street, and begs to inform the residents of Canterbury that he possesses the secret of a Gbbat Discovbbt which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that Nature is pregnant with secrets which, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a "monster" which has more than matched the learning and skill of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive righfc to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Buonaparte summed up the results of their skill as inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefully avoided both Doctors and their Drugs. The imperious Corsican, however, could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He had no idea that in tho fullness of time there would arise on© Pbofbssob Gubscott, whose skill so omnipotent in curing disease, would be the wonder of. his age. The Profeßsor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository was ransacked, at length discovered the King of Pain, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make "wretched so many of his race. Armed wifch the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Professor, like the chivalrous knights of feudal times, enters the arena where the monsters of disease love fco revel— and now behold him! See the serenity with which confidence invests him! There, feasting on its victims— whose sufferings are hellish — in Dyspepsia and ita loathtome brood, whose name is legion. Thero is Fever, breathing its fiery blast through the veins of tho helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled Vulture of the Ancients, is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful breath, it promises him life. There is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them in convulsive agonies. While mingled in inextricable confusion, are Disease Fiends of every shape, making the scene hideous wifch their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thnut until the last dies— the oppressive stillness of the scene, proclaiming the omnipotence of Pbofbbbob Gubscott. The fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the land. THE PBO F Efl 80 B May be seen at his Besidence, SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second House East of Oolombo street, And he will recommend his TONIC! As the greatest destroyer, KOT OJ MAN AND WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladibb and Gbntlbicxb— Don't misunderstand the Professor, his Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poison, the Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. %* Don't Fobobt— PBOFESSOB GUSSCOTTS BENOWNjED TON;IO! Made from the best American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Etb in the Garden of Eden, by which they were cured when seriously ill from eating apples, and handed down through all the male branches of the family until it reaohed Porfessor Gubsoott, who is a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake the Address— SOUTH TOWN BELT, J Second House East of Colombo street. TEBTIMONIAIIB. Pbofbssob Gubsoott. '; ' ..'X Sib, — I have been troubled with nervous debility from my youth. I knew notwhat was the cause until I had seen your advertisements. I could neither eat nor sleep, j For eight years I did not enjoy a good night s rest. My mind waa always wandering, I j cared for no company, always wished ' to, be j alone, always troubled with a violent pain in the head, and a continued palpitation of the heart, my sight diminished, I could scarcely read, and then only for a! short time, my memory became so impaired I could not recollect what I had been reading five i minutes after I had done. When I wrote to you from Waverley you 'told me that you could effect a perfect cure and explained all the symptoms fchafc I was suffering from and the cause of it. It gave me confidence to come to Christchurch and place myself under your treatment. Ihave tried many medical men, but they never fully explained tho nature of my complaint. I know there are hundreds of young men suffering the same as I have been and don't know where to apply to. I know many tbat have written to L. L. Smith, in Molbourno, but received no benefit, but when I came to your place and found the great number that you nave been treating with tho same complaint, both in town and country, I was satisfied that I had struck the right man, I am* happy to say that lam well and hearty and free from all nervousness ond palpitation. I oan read now for hours, hold conversation, oat and sleep well. I givo you this testimonial hoping that it will be beneficial to hundreds of others whoße liv.v I know are miserable to them, as mine has been. — Believe me te be yours ever gratefully, John Nixon. St Asaph street, Christchurch, Sept. 10, 1879. Pbofbssob Gusscott. Sib,— Having suffered from dropsy for upwards of four years, and tried every available means for obtaining relief, I was induced by a lady who lives in the Gasworks' road, and who you were then treating, to apply to you, as all other means had tailed. As you were not a doctor I had very little faith in you, ' but you treated me successfully and lam thankful to be able to bear testimony to tho fact that, within a month from the date of your undertaking my case I was completely , restored to health.— l am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, (Sighed) Janb Smith. Sydenham, between Colombo and Montreal Btreets. Pbofessob Gusboott. Sib,— You asked me to say a good word for you to any of my friends who might have the misfortune to suffer as I did beforo calling upon you, nnd I have great pleasure in writing a letter which you are at liberty to publish or use in any way you may think proper. Before I saw you a very long time I had suffered from violent pains between my shoulderß, and a feeling as of cold water being poured down my back. I commenced to describe my symptoms to you on my fint visit, whon you interrupted mo by concluding tho miserable catalogue of sufferings, so surely that I at onco determined to try if your herbal treatment would do moro for me than pills and drugs had dono. I suppose I had what is commonly callod liver complaint. After taking the first bottle of your medicine the pains in my hoad and region of the heart ceased ana I om now quite well. I have recommended all I know who suffer from tho same cause to apply to you, and trust that this testimonial may be the moans of directing others to try the herbal treatment, whioh I am convinced is the only effectual meanß of getting rid of a most distressing ailment. — Believe mo yours sincerely, (Signed) Wilham Bbown, Peterborough Btroet, Christchurch. To Pbofbssob Guscott. Sib,— For many years I was a hopeless invalid, and for twelve months unable to attend to business. My breathing was hard, and at tunes I was propped up in bed. The medical man who attended me eaid that I was doomed to be a sufferer from asthma for the remainder of my days j but my daughter took upon herself to call upon you and explain tlie nature of my complaint, which you undertook fco cure. With thafc apathy -with which an invalid submits to almost anything, I suffered my daughter to have her way, and was placed under your caro, What you did for mo was simply marvellous. After a very short limo I was very much better, and now am ablo to attend to business, can eat, drink, and sleep well, and enjoy as good health as any man at my ago (54) can hope to do. I