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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3655, 29 December 1879, Page 4

-Business Notices ROFESSOR iTUSSOOTT, May now bo consulted at his Residence, SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second Door E*st from Colombo street, and begs to inform the residents of Cunttrbury t hat he possesses the secret of a Gekat Discovekx which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that Nature is pregnant with secrets which, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a " monster" which has more than matched the learning and skill of centuries. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Buonaparte summed up the results of their skill as inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefully avoided both Doctors and their Drugs. The imperious Corsican, however, could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullness of time there would arise one Pbofbssob GtTBSCOTT, whose skill bo omnipotent in curing disease, would be the wonder of his ago. The Professor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository was ransacked, at length discovered the KINO OF Pain, and the secret of destroying thoße monsters which make " wretched *' bo many of his race. .Armed with the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, tho Professor, like the chivalrous knights of feudal times, enters the arena where tho monsters of disease love to revel— and now behold him ! See the serenity with which confidence invests him! Thore, feasting on its victims— whose sufferings are hellish— in Dyspepsia and its loathsome broodj whose name is legion. There is Fever, breathing its fiory blast through the veins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled Vulture of the Ancients, is eating out the vital organs of ita victim, while, with deceitful breath, it promises him life. There is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them in convulsive agonies. While mingled in inextricable confusion, are Disease Fiends of every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust until the hat dies— the oppressive stillness of the scene, proclaiming the omnipotence of Pbofessob Gubscott. Tho fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the land. THE PEOFESBOR May be seen at his Eesidence, SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second House East of Colombo street, And he will recommond his TONIC! As the greatest destroyer, not o* MAN AND WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladies and Gbntibmbn— Don't misunderstand the Professor, hie Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poison, the Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. %* Don't Fobgbt— PROFESSOR GUSSCOTTS RENOWNED TONIO! Made from the beet American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Evb in the Gardor of Eden, by which they wero cured wher seriously ill from eating apples, and handed down through all the male branches of th< family until it reached Porfcssor Gussoott who is a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake the Address — SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second House East of Colombo street. TESTIMONIALS. Peofessob Gcbscott. Sib, — I have been troubled with nervou debility from my youth. I knew not wha was the cause until I_ had seen your adver tisaments. I could neither eat nor sleep For eight years I did not enjoy a good night rest. My mind was always wandering, '. cared for no company, always wished to b alone, always troubled with a violent pain ii tho head, and a continued palpitation of thi heart, my sight diminished, I could ecarcnlj read, and then only for a short time, mj memory became so impaired I could no: recollect what I had been reading fivi minutes after I had done. When I wrote U you from Waverley you told me that yoi could effect a perfect cure and explained al the symptoms that I was suffering from anc the cause of it. It gave me confidence to come to Chrietchureh and place myeolf undo: your treatment. I have tried many modica' men, but they never fully explained tin nature of my complaint. I know there an hundreds of young men Buffering the samo a; I have been and don't know where to applj to. I know many that have written to L. L Smith, in Melbourne, but received no benefit but when I camo to your place and found the great number that you have been treating with the same complaint, both in town and country, I waß satisfied that I had struck the right man, I am happy to say that I atr well and hoarty and free from all nervous' ness and palpitation. I can read now foi hours, hold conversation, eat and sleep weJJ, I give you this testimonial hoping that it will be beneficial to hundreds of others whose liVvt I know are miserable to them, as mine has been. — Believe me to be yours ever gratefully, John Nixon. St Asaph street, Christchurch, Sept. 10, 1879. PBOFESSOB GUBBCOTT. Sib, — Having suffered from dropsy for upwards of four years, and tried every available means for obtaining rcliof, I was induced by a lady who lives in the Gasworks' road, and who you wero then treating, to apply to you, as all other moans had tailed. As you were not a doctor I had very Rtle faith in you, but you treated me successfully and I am thankful to be able to bear tajtimony to the fact that within a month from the date of your undertaking my cobo I was completely restored to health.— l am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, (Signed) Janb Smith. Sydenhatn, between Colombo and Montreal Btrcets. PnOFESSOB GtJBSCOTT. Sik, — You asked me to say a good word for you to any of my friends who might havo the misfortune to suffer as I did before calling upon you, and I have great pleasure in writing a lottor which you aro at liberty to publish or use in any way you may think proper. Before I saw you a very long timo I had suffered from violent pains between my shoulders, and a feeling as of cold water being poured down my back. I commenced to describo my symptoms to you on my flit t visit, when you interrupted me by concluding tho miserable catalogue of Bufferings, so surely that I at once determined to try if your herbal treatment would do more for me than pills and drugs had done. I suppose I had what is commonly called liver complaint. After taking the first bottle of your medicine tho pains in mv head and region of tho heart ceased and I am now quite well. I havo recommended all I know who suffer from the same caxißO to apply to you, nnd trust that this testimonial may bo tho moans of dirocting others to try the herbal treatment, whioh I am convinced is the only effectual menns of getting rid of a most distressing ailment. — Boliovo mo yours sincerely, (Signed) William Bbo-wn, Peterborough street, Chrietchurch. To Phofkssob Guscott. Sib,— For many yoars I was a hopcloss invalid, and for twelvo months unablo to attend to business. My breathing was hard, nnd at times I was propped up in bed. Tho niediVal man who attondod mo said that I was doomed to bo a sufferer from asthma for Lho romaindor of my days ; but my daughter book upon herself to call upon you and explain tho naturo of my complaint, which you undertook to cure. With that apathy with which an invalid submits to almost anything, [ suffered my daughter to have her way, and was placed under your care. What you did for mo was simply marvellous. After a xory ihbrt time I was very much better, and now iin ablo to attend to business, can cat, drink, md sleep well, and enjoy as good health as iny man at my age (54) can hope to do. I