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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3654, 27 December 1879, Page 4

**ÜBineßß Notices Professor Gtussoott, May now be consulted at his Residence, SOUTH TOWtf BELT, Second Door East from Colombo street, and begs to inform the residents of Canterbury that he possesses the secret of a Great Discovbby which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victones over the greatest enemies of man. .Fnilogophers are agreed that Nature is pregnant with, secrete which, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of dl B_a8 _ a "monster" which has more than matched the learning and skill of centimes. Doctors have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, «nd they have co conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Buonaparte summed up the rosuits of their skill as inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefully avoided both Doctors and their Drugs. The imperious torsican, however, could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullnees 9f time there would arise one Pbofbssob Gr/BSCOTT, whose skill so omnipotent in curing disease, woidd be the wonder of his age. The Professor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository wns ransacked, at length discovered the Kino of Pain, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make "wretched 1 ' so many of his race. Armed with the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, tho Professor, like the chivalrous knight* of feudal times, enters the arena where the monßters of disease love to revol— and now behold him 1 See the eerenity with which confidence invests him ! There, feasting on itsvictimswhose sufferings are hellish— in Dyspepsia and its loathsome brood, whose name is Th T , i 8 FeTer > breathing its fiery blast through the veins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled Vulture of the Ancients, is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful breath, it promises him life. There is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them m convuleive agonies. While mingled m inextricable confusion, are Disease Fiends of every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now tho Professor advances, and now his ep.emies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust until the la B t dies— the oppressive stillness of the scene, proclaiming tho omnipotence of Peofebsob Gusscott. The fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the land. THE PROFESSOR May be seen at his Residence, SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second House East of Colombo street, And ne will recommend his TONIC! As the greatest destroyer, hot of MAN AND WOMAN, That tho World has ever seen. Ladies akd Gbntobmbn— Don't misunderstand the Professor, his Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills andGrea9e, the Mineral Poison, the Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. * # * Don't Fobgbt — PROFESSOR GUSSOOTTS i RENOWNED TONIC! Made from the best American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Evb in the Garden of Eden, by which they wore cured when seriously ill from eating apples, and handed down through all the male branches of the family until it reached Porfcetor Gusscott, who is a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake tho Address— SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second House East of Colombo street. TESTIMONIALS. Pbofkssoh Gr/sscoTT. Sib, — I havo been troubled with nervouß debility from my youth. I knew not what was the cause until I had e een your advertisements. I could neither eat nor Bleep. For eight years I didnot enjoy a good night's reßt. My mind waa always wandering, I cared for no company, always wished to be alone, always troubled with a violent pain in tho head, aud a continued palpitation of tho hoarfc, my sight diminished, I could acarcfly read, and then only for a ehort time, my memory became so impaired I could not recollect what I had been reading five minutes after I had done. When I wrote to you from Waverley you told me that you could effect a perfect euro and explained* all tho symptoms that I was suffering from and tho cause of it. It gave me confidence to como to Christchurch and place myself under your treatment. I havo tried many medical men, but they never fully explaiued the nature of my complaint, f know thero are hundreds of young men suffering tho same as I have been and don't know where to apply to. I know many that have written to L. L. Smith, in Melbourne, but received no benefit, but when I came to your place and found the great number that you have been treating with tho some complaint, both in town and country, I was satisfied that I had struck the right man, I am happy to say that lam well and hearty and freo from all nervousness and palpitation. I can read now for hours, hold conversation, eat and sleop well. I givo you this testimonial hoping that it will bo boncficial to hundreds of others whose liVvt I know are miserable to them, as mine has boon. — Believe mo to be yours over gratefully, John Nixon. St Aeaph street, Christchurcli, Sept. 10, 1879. Pbofbsbob Gusscott. Sin, — Having suffered from dropsy for up* wards of four yearr, and tried every available means for obtaining relief, I was induced by a lady who lives in tho Gasworks' road, and who you were then treat'iij, to apply to you, as all other means had iniled. As you wcro not a doctor I had vory lvttle faith in you, but you treated me successfully and 1 am thankful to be able to bear U/jtimony to the fact that within a month from tho date of your undertaking my case I was completely restored to health.— l am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, (Signod) Janb Smith. Sydenham, betweon Colombo and Montreal streets. ■Pbofhssor Qusscott. Sib, — You asked mo to , say a good word for you to any of my friends who might bavo tho misfortune to suffer as I did before calling upon you, and I havo groat pleasure in writing a letter which you are at liberty to publish or ueo in any way you may think proper. Before I saw you a very long timo I had suffered from violent pains between mj shouldore, and a feeling as of cold water being poured down my back. I commenced to doscribo my symptoms to you on my firet visit, when you mtorruptod mo by concluding tho miserable cataloguo of sufferings, bo surely that I at onco determined to try if your herbal treatment would do more for me than pills and drugs had dono. I suppose I bud what is commonly called liver complaint. Aft or taking tho firot bottto of your medicine tho pains in my head and region of the heart ceased and I am now quite well. I havo reeoHiniondpd all I know who suffer from tho gamo causo to apply to you, and trust that this, testimonial may be the means of directing others to try tho horbal treatment, whioh I am convinced is tho only effectual means of gotting rid of a most distressing ailment. — Beliovo mo yours sincorely, (Signed) Wiuiam JBnowN, Peterborough Btreo|, ohri6tchurch. TO PBOPHBBOB GtSOOTX. Sib,— For many yenrs I was a hopoloßS invalid, aud for twelvo months unablo to attend to business. My breathing was hurd, and at times I was proppod \xp in bed. Tho medical man who attondod aie said that I was doomed to bo a sufferer from asthmu for the romninder of my days ; but my 'daughter took upon horeolf to call upoa you and ox« plain the nature* of my complunt, whioh you undertook to cure. With tint apathy with whioh an invalid submits to alnost anything, I suffered ray daughter to havt her way, and was placed under your care. HVhat you did for me was simply marvellous. After a vory short time I was vory muoh belter, and now am ablo to attend to buiinoss, an eat, drink, and sleep well, and enjoy as good health as any man at my age (H) can noje to do. I