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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3651, 23 December 1879, Page 4

Jiueiiness Notices IMPORTANT DISOOVEBYH GBEAT DISCOVERY ! .Professor Gussoott, Herbalist, Chiropodist, and Curer of Dkeasee in General, begs to inform the residents of DuneditL that he possesses the eeeret of a Gbbat Discoteby which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over the greatest e __emiefl If man. Philosophers are agreed that Nature ie pregnant with secrets which, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills-a « monster" which hae mOre than matched the learning and skill of centuries. Doctora have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have so conspicuously failed as to beoome proverbial. JNapoleon Buonaparte eummed up the results of their skill as inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefuUy avoided both IJoctors and their Drugs. The imperious Coraican however, could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullnesß of time there would arise one Pbofbbsob Gusscott, whose skill so omnipotent in curing disease/would be the wonder of his age. The Profeasor, after years of research, m which Nature's repository was ransacked, at length discovered the EJN<_ of Paik, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make " wretched " so many of his race. Armed with the darts oi Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Profeßßor, like the chivalrous knights of feudal times, enters the arena where the monstere of disease love fco revel— and now behold him I See the serenity with which confidence investa him ! There, feaating on ite victims— I whose sufferings are hellish— in Dyspepsia and its loathsome brood, whose name U legion. There is Fever, breathing its fiery blast through the veins of the helpless babe, lhere Consumption, like the fabled Vulture of the Ancients, ia eating out the vital organ, of ita victim, while, with deceitful breath it promises him life. There is Cholera fastened on the strong and robust, crampim them in convulsive agonies. While minglec in inextricable confusion, are Disease Fiendi of every shape, making the scene hideous witl their infernal work. Now the Professoi advances, and now hia enemieß recoil, as om by one they receive a thrust until the las dies — the oppressive stillness of the scene S reclaiming the omnipotence of Peofb.so] tosscoTT. The fame of the Professor i abroad throughout the land. - THE PBOFESSOB May be Been at his Besidence, SOUTH TO W N BEL T, Second House East of Oolombo etreet, And he will recommend his TONIC! As tho greatest destroyer, kot of MAN AND WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Lambs akd Gb_tti_bmkn — Don't mißundoretand the Professor, hi Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral, Poison, the' Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. %* Dok't Foegbt — PEOFESSOB GUSSOOTTS RENOWNED' TONIO! Made from tho best American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Evb in the Gardei of Eden, by whioh they were oured whei seriously ill from eating apples, and hande< down through all the male branohes of thi family until it reached Porfessor GusBOOTT who is a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake the Address— . SOUTH TOWN BELT, Second Houso East df Colombo street. TESTIMONIALS. Pbofbsbob Gubbcott. Sib, — I have been troubled with norvou debility from my youth. I knew not wha was the causo until I had Been your odver tissmonts. I could neithor eat nor sleep For eight years I did not enjoy a good niglM rest. My mind waa always wandering, ] cared for no company, alwayß wished to bi alone, always troubled with a violent pain ir tho head, and a continued palpitation of th. heart, my sight diminished, I could scarcelj read, and then only for a short time, mj memory became so impaired I could not recollect what I had been reading f_v< minutes after I had done. Whon I wrote U. you from Waverloy you told mo that yot could effect a perfect euro and explained al tho symptoms that I was suffering from anc tho oause of it. It gave me confidonco t< como to Christchurch and place myself undei your treatment. I havo tried many medical men, but they never fully explained thi nature of my complaint. 1 know there an hundreds of young men Bufforing the same ai I have beon and don't know whoro to apph to. I know many that have written to L. L Smith, in Melbourne, but received no benefit but when I camo to your place and found th< groafc number fchat you havo been treating with the samo complaint, both in town and country, I waa aatisfied that I had struok th( right man, I am happy to cay that lan well and hearty and free from all nervous ness and palpitation. I can road now foi houra, hold conversation, cat and sleep woll I givo you this testimonial hoping that it will be beneficial to hundreds of others whose livb I know aro miserable to them, as mine has boen. — Bolievo mo to bo youra ever gratefully, John Nixon. St Asaph stroot, Christchurcb, Sept. 10, 1879. Pbofbsbob Gusscott. Sib, — Having eufforod from dropsy for upwards of four years, and tried every available means for obtaining roliof, I waß induced by a lady who lives in the Gasworks' road, and who you woro thon treating, to apply to you, aa all othor moans had tailed. As you were not a doctor I had very little faith in you, but you treated me successfully and lam thankful to bo able to bear testimony to the fact that within a month from tho dato of your undertaking my case I was completely restored to hoalth. — I am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, J (Signed) Janr Smith. Sydonham, botwoen Colombo and Montreal streets. Piiofessob Gusscott. Sir,— You askod me to say a good word for you to any of my friends who might have tho misfortuno to suffer aa I did beforo calling upon you, nnd I havo groat plcasuro in writing a lottor whioh you are at liberty to publish or use in any way you may think propor. Boforo I saw you a very long time I had suffered from violont pains between my shoulders, and a fooling as of cold wator boing poured down my baok. I oommonoed to doBcribo my symptoms lo you on my first visit, whon you interrupted mo by concluding the misorablo cataloguo of sufferings, so surely that I nt onco dotorminod to try if your herbal troatmont would do more for me than pills and drugs had dono. I suppose I had what ia commonly called livor complaint. Aftor taking the first bottlo of your modioino the pains in my hoad and region of the heart ceased and I am now quite well. I have rooommondod all I know who suffer from tho samo cause to apply to you, and trust that this testimonial may bo tho means of directing othors to try tho horbul troatment, whioh I am convinced is the only effectual moans of got ting rid of a most distressing ailment. — Boliovo me yours sincerely, (Signod) WiM-iAM Bbowk, Peterborough street, Chrietchurch. To Pbofbsbob Gusoott. Sib,— For many years I was a hopolesß invalid, and for twelvo months unablo to attond to businoss. My broathing was hard, and at times I was propped up in bed. Tho medical man who attonded me said thati was doomed to be a sufferer from asthma for tho romainder of my days ; but my daughter took upon horeolf to call upon you and explain tho naturo of my complaint, which you undertook to oure. With that apathy with whioh an invalid submits to almost anything, I suffcrod my daughter to have her way, and was plaood under your care. What you did for mo was aim ply marvellous. After a very short timo I was vory much better, and now am ablo to attend to business, can eat, drink, and sleep well, and enjoy as good health as I any man at my ago (Bi) can hope to do. I I