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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3596, 20 October 1879, Page 4

■tfcttiness Nottoes IMPORTANT DISCOVERY!! GREAT DISCOVERY ! Professor Gtussoott, Herbalist, Chiropodist, and Curer of Diseases in General, begs to inform the residents of Dunedin, that lie possesses the secret of a Gheai Discovbby ■which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over the greatest enemies of man. Philosophers are agreed that Nature is pregnant with secrets whioh, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a "monster" which has more than matched the learning and skill of centuries. Doctors hare claimed the exclusive j right to ueal with diseases, and they have so^ conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Buonaparte Bummed tip the rebuKs of their skill as inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefully avoided both: Doctors and their Dr"'^ The im.periou§ Corsican, howertr, could* only/speakirom the past and from what he obsemd. He had no idea that in the fulness of time there wouw arise one FBoirassofi Gttssoott, whose skill so omnipotent iu ouring disease, would be the wonder of his age. The Profoßsor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository was ransacked, at length discovered the King of Pain, and the secret of destroying those monsters which make " wretched ft bo many of his race. .Armed with the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Juices, the Professor, like the chivalrous knights of feudal times, enters the arena where the monsters: of disease love to revel*-and now behold him ! See the serenity with which confidence invests him! There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings are hellish — in. Dyspepsia and its loathsome brood, whose name is legion. There is Fever, breathing its fiery blast through the reins of the helpless babe. There Consumption, like the fabled Vulture! of the Ancients, is eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful breath, it promises him life. There is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them in convulsive agonies. While mingled in inextricable confusion, are Disease Fiend* of every shape, making the scene hideous with their infernal work. Now the Professor advances, and now his enemies recoil, as one by one they receive a thrust until the last dies— the oppressive stillness of the scene, proclaiming the omnipotence of Pbofwbob Gusscott. The fame of the Professor is abroad throughout the kind. THE FBOFESSOfi MAT BB SBBN AT < MANCHESTER STREET, And he will recommend his TONIC! As the greatest destroyer, hot op MAN AND WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladies akd Gbntlbhbh— Don't misunderstand the Professor, bis Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poison, the Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. * m * Don't Fobgkt — PROFESSOR GUSSCOTTS RENOWNED, TONIC! Made from the test American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Evb in the Garden of Eden, by which they were cured when seriously ill from eating apples, and handed down through all the maie branohes of the family until it reached Porfessor GxTßSOorr, who is a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake the Address — MANCHESTER STREET Opposite Laurie's Timbei Yard). TESTIMONIALS. Pbofessob Gusscott. Sib, — I have been troubled with nervous debility from my youth. I knew not what was the cause until I had seen your advertisements. I could neither eat nor sleep. For eight years I did not enjoy a good nightrs rest. My mind was always wandering, I cared for no oompany, always wished to be alone, always troubled with a violent pain in the head, and a continued palpitation of the hoart, my Bight diminished, I could scarcely read, and then only for a short time, niy memory became so impaired I could not recollect what I had Deen reading five minutes aftor I had done. When I wrote \o you from Wavcrley you told me that you could effect a perfect cure and explained all the symptoms that I was suffering from and the i-ause of it. It gavo me confidence to come to Christehimih mid place myself under your trcatmont. I have tried many medical men, but they never fully explained the nature of ray complaint. I know there are hundreds of young men suffering the same as I haro been and don't know where to apply to. I know many that have written to L. L. Smith, in Melbourne, but received no, benefit, but when I came to jour place and found the great number that you have been treating with the same complaint, both in town and country, I was satisfied that I had struck the right man, I am happy to say that lam well and hearty and free from all norvousness and palpitation. I can read now for hours, hold conversation, eat and sleep well. I give you this testimonial hoping that it will be beneficial to hundreds of others whose' lives I know are miserable to them, asmihe' has been. — Believe me to be yours ever cratefully, John Nixon. StAsaph street, Christohurch, Sept. 10, 1879. Pbofbssob Gubsoott. Sib,— Having suffered from dropsy for upwards of four years, and tried every available means for obtaining relief, I was induced by a lady who lives in the Gasworks' road, and who you were, then treating, to apply to you, as all other means had failed. As you were : not a doctor I ha3 . very little faith in you, but you treated me successfully and I am thankful to be able to bear testimony to the fact that within a month from tho date of . your undertaking my case I was completely restored to health.—- 1 am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, (Signed) Janb Smith. Sydenham, between Colombo and Montreal streets. Pbofbssob Gusscott. Sib, — You asked me to say a good word for you to any of my friends who might have the misfortune to suffer as I did before calling upon you, and I have great pleasuro in writing a letter which you are at liberty to publish or use in any way you may think proper. Beforo I saw you a rory long time I had suffered from violent pains betweon my shoulders, and a feeling as of cold water being poured down my back. I commenced to describe my symptoms to you on my fin t visit, when you interrupted me by concluding the miserable catalogue of sufferings, bo surely that I at once determined to try if your horbal treatment would do moro for mo than pills and drugs had dono. I suppose I had what is commonly called liver complaint. After taking the first bottle of your medicino the pains in my head and region of the heart ceased and lam now g u j te wo ji f j hRV? reCo £lLended all I know >wid suffer 'from tlio tame caUBO to apply to you, and trust that this testimonial may be the means of directing others to try the, herbal treatment, which I am convinced is the only effectual means of getting rid of a most distressing ailment. — Believe me yours sincerely, (Signed) WilHAlt Bbown, Peterborough s'.reet, Christchurch. To Pbofessob Guscott. Sib,— For many years I was a hopeless invalid, and for twelve months unable to attend to business. My breathing was hard, and at times I was propped up in bed. The medical man who attended me said that I was doomed to be a sufferer from asthma for the remainder of my days ; but my daughter took upon herself to call upon you and explain tho nature of my complaint, whioh you undertook to cure. With that apathy with which an invalid submits to almost anything, I suffered my daughter to have her way, and was placed under your care. What you did for me was.eimply marvellous. After a very short time I was very-much better, and now am able to attend to business, can eat, drink, arid sleep well,' and enjoy as good health as any man at my age (54) can hope to do. I