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Star (Christchurch), Issue 3589, 11 October 1879, Page 4

business Notices 1 IMPOBTANT DISOOVEBYI! GBEAT DISCOYEBY ! jl rofessor Gtussoott, Herbalist, Chiropodist, and Curer of Diseases in General, bogs to inform the residents of Dunedin, that he possesses the secret of a Gkbat Discovbbi which has enabled him to obtain Signal Victories over tlie greatest enemies of man. Philosophers aro agreed that Nature is pregnant with secrets which, if known, would Cure Life of all its Ills. Disease is a prolific parent of ills— a " monster " which lias more than matched the learning nnd skill of centuries. Doctora have claimed the exclusive right to deal with diseases, and they have ao conspicuously failed as to become proverbial. Napoleon Buonaparte summed up the results of their skill ob inimical to Mankind, and as a rule he carefully avoided both Doctors and their Drugs. The imperious Corsican, however, could only speak from the past and from what he observed. He had no idea that in the fullness of time there would arise one Pbofessob Gusscott, whose skill so omnipotent in curing disease, woidd be the wonder of his age. The Professor, after years of research, in which Nature's repository waa ransacked, at length discovered the King of Pain, and the secret of destroving thoae monsters which mako " wretched h bo many of his race. Armed with the darts of Science, dipped in Herbal Jiucea, the Professor, like the chivalrous knights of feudal times, enters the arena where the monsters of disease love to revel — and now behold him! See the serenity with wliich confidence invests him ! There, feasting on its victims — whose sufferings are hellish — in Dyspepsia and its loathsome brood, whoso name is legion. There is Fever, breathing its fiery blast through the veins of the helplcaa babe. There Consumption, like the fablod Vulture of the Ancients, ia eating out the vital organs of its victim, while, with deceitful breath, ifc promises him life. Thore is Cholera, fastened on the strong and robust, cramping them in convulsive agonies. While mingled in inextricable confusion, aro Disease Fiends of every ahape, making the scene hideoua with their infernal work. Now tho Profeasor advances, and now his enemies recoil, aa ono by one they receive a thrust until the last dies — the oppressive stillness of the scene, proclaiming the omnipotence of Pbofbssob Gusscott. The fame of tho Professor ia abroad throughout the land. THE PROFESSOR MAT BE BBEN AT MANOHESTER STREET, And he will recommend his TONIC! As the greatest deatroyer, KOT OF MAN AND WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladies and Gentlbmen— Don'fc misunderstand the Profossor, his Medicine kills Disease, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poiaon, the Epsom Salts, and Chalk Water, fatten Disease. %* Don't Fobget— PROFESSOR GUSSCOTTS RENOWNED TONIO! Mado from tho beafc American Herbs, Discovered by Adam and Evb in the Garden of Eden, by wliich fchey wero cured when seriously ill from eating apples, and handed down through all the maio branches of the family until it reached Porfessor GUSSCOTT, who ia a child of the good old pair. Don't mistake the Addreas — MANOHESTER STREET Opposite Laurie's Timber Yard). TESTIMONIALS. Pbofessob Gusscott; Sib, — I have been troubled with nervous debility from my youth. I knew not what was the cause until I had seen your advertisements. I could neither eat nor slcop. For eight years I did not enjoy a good night's rest. My mind waa always wandering, I cared for no company, always wished to be alone, always troubled with a violent pain in tho head, aud a continued palpitation of the heart, my sight diminished, 1 could scarcely read, and then only for a short time, my memory becamo so impaired I could not recollect what I had been reading five minutes after I had dono. When I wroto to you from Wavcrley you told me thafc you could effect a perfect euro and explained oil tho symptoms that I was suffering from and the causo of it. It gavo mo confidence to come to Chrietchurch and placo myself under your treatment. I have tried many medical men, but they never fully explained the nature of my complaint. I know there are hundreds of young men sufforing the samo as I have been and don't know where to apply to. I know many that have written to L. L. Smith, in Melbourne, but received no benefit, but when I camo to your place and found the great number that jou bavo been treating with tho same complaint, both in town and country, I was satisfied that I had Etruck the right man, I am happy to eay that lam well and hearty and free from all nervousness and palpitation. T can read now for hours, hold conversation, eat and sleep well. I give you fchis testimonial hoping that ifc will be beneficial to hundreds of Others whose lives I know are miserable to them, ae mine haa been. — Believe mo to be yours ever gratefully, John Nixox. St Asaph afreet, Christchurcb, Sept. 10, 1879. Pbofessob Gusscott. Sib, — Having suffered from dropsy fer upwards of four years, and tried every available meana for obtaining relief, I was induced by a lady who lives in the Gasworks' road, and who you were then treating, to apply to yoU, aa all othor meanß had failed. As you were not a doctor I had very little faith in you, but you treated me successfully and I am thankful to be able to bear testimony to the fact that within a month from the date of your undertaking my case I was completely restored lo health. — I am, dear Sir, yours faithfully, (Signed) Janb Smith. Sydenham, between Colombo and Montreal Btreets. Pbofessob Gubscott. Sib, — You naked mo to eay a good word for you to any of my frionda who might have the misfortune to suffer as I did before calling upon you, and I have great pleasure in writing a letter which you are at liberty to publish or use in any way you may think proper. Before I aaw you a very long time I had suffered from violent pains between my shouldorfl, and a feeling aa of cold water being poured down my back. I commenced to describe my symptoms to you on my firet visit, whon you interrupted me by concluding the inisorable catalogue of sufferings, bo surely that I at once determined to try if your horbal treatment would do more for me than pills and drugs had done. I suppose I had what is commonly called liver complaint. After taking the first bottle of your medicine tlie paina in my head and region of the heart ceased and I am bow quite well. I havo recommended all I know who suffer from tho same cause to apply to you, and trust that this testimonial may be the means of directing others to try fche herbal treatment;, which I am convinced is the only effectual moanß of got ling rid of a most distressing ailment. — Beliove me yours sincerely, (Signed) William Bbown, Peterborough s'reet, Christchurch. To Pbofessob Guscott. Sin, — For many yeara I waa a hopeless invalid, and for twelve months unable to attend to buainess. My breathing was hard, and afc times I waa propped up in bod. Tho medical man who attended me said that I waa doomed to bo a eufferer from asthma for the remainder of my days ; but my daughter took upon herself to call upon you and explain the nature of my complaint, which you undertook to cure. With that apathy with which an invalid submits to almost anything, I suffered my daughter to havo her way, and was placed under your caro. What jou did for mo was simply marvellous. After a vory Bhort lime I was very much better, and now am ablo lo attend to business, can eat, drink, and elecp well, and enjoy as good health as any man afc my ago (51) can hopo to do. I