Varieties.
_ Why as salmon like a ■ sermon ?— Because you iiFes always glad when it's quite done, and you may cut away. Alluding -.to chignons, Mts Clever said, "A girl 'now seems all head T. "" Yes, till yeu talk to her," replied Mr Clever. " I like to read epigrams against us women," suid Mrs Clever. " When a culprit clanks his chains you know that they are on him." "There are times," said ihe pensive Alphonso,>" at. which I am quite capable of writings poetry." " Ah,"* said the cynical Bill, '■ those, then, are the times at which you write verse." It' is idiotic to tell a real-d ream. But it is convenient to invent one if you want to annoy anybody, as nobody has a right to be offended at a dream, and nobody^-can prove that you didn^t'have it. «"—^"^^ «^.n— fmmmM »■ ,____■____—___«__.! j | | || | ■
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 561, 8 March 1870, Page 3
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140Varieties. Star (Christchurch), Issue 561, 8 March 1870, Page 3
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