Varieties.
" I see you're on the watch," as the thief said to the guard- liain. A Lopsided Remark. — Judicious decoration, whether it be a flower-pot in the cottager's window or a rose-bud in a swell's coat, costs but little, and goes a great waywater parties should bear this in mind and " trim " the boat. Homkthing in That.— Jones, visiting his friend Smith : " How very civil all these villagers are ! they all touch their hats or hair to you. How the dooce do you manage to get round 'era so ? " — Smith : Easy aa lying, old boy — owe each of 'em a little bill." A Case op Pickles. — Ignorance, in the eye of the law, is no excuse for crime. We observe that many shopkeepers ticket up, " This Season's Jams " at " per jar " — are they aware of the serious consequences that might follow an indictment for per-jar-y ?
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Star (Christchurch), Issue 536, 7 February 1870, Page 3
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147Varieties. Star (Christchurch), Issue 536, 7 February 1870, Page 3
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