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Observer, Volume XL, Issue 25, 21 February 1920, Page 25

Another artist well known in Australia avlio has consented to love, honour, and obey, is Marie King Scott, avlio Avas billed as "The Californian Peach," or something equally luscious, Avhen she made vaudeville patrons sit up and take notice. She became Mrs. George Whitley in Manila. His people live at Bournemouth (Eng.). WWW

HOW COULD HE KNOW?

Hubby: "No man with any sense Avould allow you to carry on the Avay you do." Wifey: "How do you know what a man with any sense would do?" fSb d 2) rf&

WWW A LITTLE "CATCH."

Ask one of your little friends to tell you the difference between tAvice tAventy-tAvo and twice two and twenty. She will probably say there is no difference, and that the answer is forty-four. Of course, this is quite Avrong, because twice twenty-two is forty-four, and twice two and twenty are twenty-four. W' W W

HE KNEW.

The incumbent of an old church in Wales asked a party of Americans to visit his parochial school. After a recitation he invited them to question the pupils, and one of the party accepted the invitation. "Little boy," he said to a rosyfaced lad, "can you tell me who George Washington was?" "Iss, sir," was the smiling reply. " 'E was a 'Merican general." "Quite right. And can you tell me Avhat George Washington was remarkable for?" "Iss, sir. 'E was remarkable 'cos 'c Avas a 'Merican an' told the truth." "