THINGS THE OBSERVER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

Observer, Volume XXXI, Issue 8, 5 November 1910, Page 11

THINGS THE OBSERVER WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

—G. J. Garland's opuiion on; tie subject of building societies P\ ' :

—The total amount of the surplus in connection with that Labour Day carnival ? ; - .".,';'

—When the Government is going to make a final end of the J. J. Meikle affair ?

a member of one of our swell clubs managed to get' an eye put into mourning "?■.

—What about Dr. John Quincey Adams Henry for • Auckland's new Anglican Bishop P

—If it is true that Jack Pagni has at last found an eligible life partner for Michael Walsh ?

—How the cooks and waiters enjeoyed that shivoo, arid when they intend to have another P

—How the girls like .those new fancy gold badges on the caps of the. motormen and conductors ?

—How many of the local anti* gambling fraternity put surreptitious dollars on " Tatt's " ?

—Why, in a climate like this, the Tramway Company toersists in fit-. ting its cars with windows that won't open ?

—How Dave Smith enjoyed his job of taking down the flags at the Mt. Eden Bowling Club's opening on. Saturday last P

—How many more builders are going to be permitted to erect hoardings and obstruct-the traffic in Queen-street?

—The name of the dark horse who —to use a mixed metaphor—is said to have the Harbour Board secretaryship in his pocket ?

—Whether Captain Scott has taken expert advice from George George on the correct way of catching South Poles ?

—Whether Charley Rhodes " has taken any larger size in hats since he was' appointed local Consular Agent for Macaroniland ?

—When the daily papers are going to give J. H. Bradney a fair run in their oolumns in connection with Harbour Board matters ?

—Whom Mr Massey had in his.eye when he complained about Supreme Court judges meddling in politics ? It shouldn't be hard to pick him.

—What is A. J.. Entrioan's definition of a " reclamation/ if he doesn't consider that Niocol's contract comes within that category ?

—Why the presumptuous; J. H. Bradney persists in annoying the afflicted A. J. Entrican by wanting to know all about Harbour Board x matters ? —How the Official Assignee's office is going to get along without Brigadier Gerard P The exploits of Brigadier Gerard brought and saved many shekels to the State. —If it is a fact that now that Eden Terrace has a chance of obtaining a school, W. H. Haslett is wearing a perpetual smile P Is William thinking of the future P - —Whether the " Herald" has just found out that the Panama Canal won't shorten the VoYage between England and New' Zealand P The Observer pointed that out -.„ - , couple of years ago, ' \ .