OUR LETTER BOX

Observer, Volume XXIX, Issue 12, 5 December 1908, Page 24

OUR LETTER BOX

SOL.— Biffed. H. A. F.— Heavens above us I No. QuiLP.-Some time after Christmas. Omar.— Can't read it. Writing resembles pothooks on the spree. J Methfen —-o far as we know, the business is a perfectly bonaflde one. Beta (Hamilton —Suggestion noted, and will meet wuh consicL ration. J. J. Mcrf.- Pars very welcome, but required considerable condensation. M-ibi Jim.— Two days ago we rec ived your poetry, since when we have betn contemplating suicide. Outsider (Te Aroha). — Judging from your scribblings, there's too nnch sulphur in your system Cough it up. C. G.— That yarn has already I ad a 999 years' lease of life, and it is high lime that it was slaughtt-red and buried. Timber Tois (Raurimu) —Send along the facts concerning your alh gcd grievances, and we will investigate. „ Londoner — (1> The local option poll is taken every three ye.rs. yi.) io strengthen your chest try Freeman's Bay. J. T. B.— Sam Hanna could i ell you all about it. Try him, and if he lays you out, we guarantee to pay a 1 funeral expenses. Bill stumps.— The only reliable ntws-purvey-ingj agency that we fcn'-w is Frank Whittaker. If he's not available, try hi Canavan Smith, c/o Auckland Club.