LATE ADVERTISEMENTS.

Observer, Volume XXVII, Issue 43, 13 July 1907, Page 18

LATE ADVERTISEMENTS.

MOSTLY PERSONAL.

(For the Observer).

WANTED KNOWN. — Everybody sings the praises of E. Canavan Smith's Great Hair Restorer. Read the following testimonial : — "Dear Sir,— -For years I have used your hair restorer. The result has been marvellous. People tell me they have never seen anything like it. Please forward six bottles to Mr D. D. Metge, Newton East, and send the account to me. — Yours hairiferously, F. J. Ohlson. "P.S. — Dou't tell Mr Metge who ordered the hair restorer to be sent to him. I like doing good by stealth." £5,000 REWAKD will be given to anyonewho will giveinformation which will lead to the conviction ot the DESPERATE MISCREANT who stole my dog Spot. Description of dog i Fox terrier with a cast in his tail, Roman nose, and eyes somewhat sunburnt. Has a marked preference for calves, having been brought up exclusively on a veal- diet. Any person returning same will be given in charge, and no questions asked. Men only need apply.— M. H. Walsh, City Club Hotel. ELOCUTION AND GENERAL DEPORTMENT.— C|asses now forming. Highly recommended by the Medical Faculty as conducive to business. Owing to small accommodation, only a limited number of subjects can be taken at one time. — Apply to T. Gresham, The Morgue. FOR SALE. — A bike, guaranteed to carry two ton. Owner has no further use for same. Or would exchange foi recipe of good fattening diet. Anything conducive of measles strongly barred. — John Fuller, Opera House. ANTI-SUICIDE BUREAU.—Persons inclined to commit suicide are requested to communicate with H. Mclluone's Anti-Suicide Bureau. In case of accidents, a competent coroner's jury is kept on the premises. Would-be suicides attended to night or day. Trades and Labour Council members a Specialty. Fees 6s a day. Reduction given on quantities. Address : Mcllhone's Anti - Suicide Bureau, Queen-street. WANTED KNOWN.— I am the only original Don Caspar de Bazan. Worth a guinea a note. Beware of imitations. — Abel Rowe. WANTED KNOWN.— During my absence in Queensland, my business will be attended to by Mr R. F. Way, - whose opinions have been of very «sx great value to me. They will probably prove the same to others. Mr Way : will undertake all business on my be- ' half. Morcgages a specialty. — C. J. Parr, Victoria Arcade. LIBERAL REWARD.— Lost in or : . near Victoiia • street, a pocket-book : containing £18 3s 2Jd and a number of rent books. Finder may keep the :' v halfpenny on condition that he re- : - turns the other contents to J. H. ? :- : ; Hannan, Victoria-street. J ; CHALLENGE. — 1 hereby challenge ?y Maurice O'Connor to run me 100 yards fi on the Domain with bare feet and his - boots on. I have this day deposited i! £100 with myself, being an independent r" : party, as a stakeholder. A reply to ypil. this is required before yesterday eventing at 10 a.m., and I further challenge |j; the black-hearted scoundrel who K> yesterday came into my bar and called V- me an Irishman to come back and ref^'peat that same remark, as he is known, gj If he doesn't come back, I will put the 5%; police on his track to find out who he tftkit. -'-Pafr Quinlan. |^ Matrimonial bureau. — i Ifevbeg; to give notice to my friends and pvtbe general public that i have opened ip:a matrimonial bureau at my office in ipttw Stock Exchange;- Marriages .ar-

ranged with neatness and despatch. All care taken but no responsibility. Write for my booklet : " Bachelors, Beware !" — F. J. Whittaker, Expert in Matrimony (Technical School Certificate), Stock Exchange. Beware of James Reid and other spurious* imitations. WANTED.— Swjxgnjiijja lessons from a competent in&fjm^orj^ Would be willing to teach instructor some choice phrases in German and other languages in exchange. Very handy in case of emergency. — Apply to. J C. Kuehn, Devonport. VERY IMPORTANT. — Will the person who came to my establishment yesterday and said that the. steak was tough, call again at once, as I wish to speak to him. I have only just heard of his complaint, otherwise would have attended to him before.-^-F. Towsey, The Dive. BRITISHERS ! Why Encourage Militarism ? — A meeting of all those interested in the discouragement of militarism in New Zealand, and the suppression of the National League, are requested to attend a meeting to be held at the Peace Society's Rooms to-morrow, at 8 p.m. All true and patriotic Britishers are invited to attend. — Mato Berganovitchiski, Ching Kee Gun, Mortonis Aldisborginjovitch, Hermann Sebultze, Moros Constantonopolous, Pooh- Ko - Pat -Si, conveners, naturalised British subjects. " God Save the King !" OPERA HOUSE.— Next Sunday, 3 p.m. Men only. A. J. Black will speak on " How to be Happy Though Married." <•- Assisted by the Central Mission Orchestra, led by G. W. Johnstone. All young men should come along and bring a silver coin with them. PHYSICAL CULTURE.— Cultivate legs like Julius Knight. A sure attraction for the ladies. To do this consult Randolph Eagleton, Victoriastreet. FOR SALE. — A motor car. Guaranteed to give the owner much healthy excitement. The car being slightly damaged, owner will sell at reduced price. Purchaser's life insured free of charge. — Apply prompt to Pittar, Remuera. ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED on the way to Wellington, via the Main Trunk Line, a consignment of aitches. As these are necessary for distribution in Parliament, the finder will be liberally rewarded on returning same to Alfred Kidd, M.H.R., Wellington. WANTED KNOWN.— For efficient carpentering in all its branches, go to Arthur Rosser, Hepburn-street. Union work repaired while you wait. Creameries a speciality. Highest testimonials from Messrs Wesley Spragg, James Regan, and other leading citizens. DO YOU WANT MONEY ?— Then you shouldn't. Come to the Y. M. C. A. rooms and hear Mr F. G. Ewington lecture on "The Curse of Avarice." Silver coin collection at the door. Nothing less than one shilling accepted. CREMATION. — The Auckland Crematorium (Dr R. Stopford, pro-prietor),-will be open for public business tomorrow (Friday), at 10 a.m. All welcome. His Worship the Mayor has kindly consented (under pressure) to be the first subject, to be followed, after a decent interval, by Councillor A. E. Glover. We'll all be there. Efficiency guaranteed. AUCKLAND HARBOUR BOARD. — Tenders are invited up to the 24th inst. for building and fitting up a smoking room on board the powder hulk. The lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted. — J. M. Brigham, Secretary. .'•,;, ■;.• )"^. ! .:'.:/j'-'\'\.]^;?.\