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P. <1. EW!NOTO!r.] [C. C. BAlfßfi J?WINGTON AND T»AKER ; (Established 1806), : LAND ANll JSSTATK AUKNTS, MONEY TO LENDAT S PERCENT: Government Insurance Buildings, Queen-street, Auckland. . Telephone, No. 000. P. 0.0. Box. rV E NTRAI H O T E L, VICTORIA-STREET EAST, ' AUCKLAND. •I AM ES ROLLESTON I'roprictAr Late of Ilikurangi and Coromandel. "IyAPIER & TjMTZHKRBKRT,SOLICITORS. N.B. -MONEY TO LEND on Freehold and Chattel security at current rates ill interest. VICTORIA ARCADE, Queen-street, Auckland. n IT-EMPT, D.D., F.C.M.B.A. * H. D. B lNI!Y SURGEON DENTISTS, i:il, QUEEN-STREET, AUCKLAND (next Bank of New ZealaiuL) gTaT b i: t t '■ K - SIIARERROKER AND FINANCIAL AGENT, No. a, Stock Excii.wciK, Auckland. Telephone 031. Agents in all parts of Colony. SLA N E V (JEM AND ENGAGEMENT KING MAKEK. . QUEEX- S T R E E T XKAHLY OPI'OSITK ' HKItALD* CKKK'E). CiANDKKSON'S SCOTCH AND kl CINOT. lam frequently asked the question, How it was I retained such a Youthful Mind and Appearance at the age of f>9? As the milk of human kindness is in my nature, I daily mix a little SANDERSONS SCOTCH with it ; where the milk is wanting, a little CINOT mixed with the Whisky will fully supply that deficiency. This combination lias proved so beneficial to me that I have decided to let Humanity know that I have discovered the Elixir of Life in SANDERSON'S SCOTCH AND CINOT, taken together. In proof of what I am asserting, I can assure the public that about Hve years ago I was walking about to save funeral expeuses. It is a positive fact I would have died only the chronic state of impecuniosity that I was always in deterred me. I felt reluctant to put the Government to the expense of burying me. Previously, I had tried all the best known quack remedies to keep body and soul together. Abeut two years ago, I was offered the billet as Traveller for Sanderson's Scotch Whisky, as consequence I had to drink it to show my faith in the good quality of the spirit, and the result was that at the expiration of six months I became quite rejuvenated. I am now a firm believer in spiritualism, and feel confident that there is no better medium for the distribution of SANDERSON'S SCOTCH AND GREY AND SON'S CINOT than I am. If my health continues t<s improve, I intend to stand for this City the first opportunity afforded. If it should happen to he a BUY Election I would not bo able to unless some Government stood to me, otherwise, the same old trouble that prevented me from dying would baulk my Philanthropical Political Ambition. The electors could depend upon a little SANDERSON'S SCOTCH AND CINOT that day No Champagne. Charley is not my name. As regards my political views, I don't believe in Single Tax, but if I am returned to the House I would impose a Tax on all Single Men over the age of 25, the money accruing from this source of revenue to be devoted exclusively to placing women on the land from 20 years of age upwards. I would impose a Tax on Single Fowels, especially Roosters. A Royal Medal would be given to the hen that produced double-yoked ones. I would prevent Fowels from being sent toWellington by Spragging the wheels of any vehicle used tor that purpose. The Land Question I am very sound on. If any of my supporters awl friends wanted to get rid of I^ind that they could not make pay, I would use my influence to get a good price from the Government ; have it cut up for the purpose already mentioned. I would use a good block for a Model State Populating Farm. I would be in Opposition, unless another Minister was required, for instance Minister of Popnlation. I have a good many sons who would do for inspectors. Don't forget that if I am .returned you will be able to get a wee drop of the Elixir of Life, to wit SANDERSON'S SCOTCH AND CINOT , N ? 111 r re Inire1 nire use rouge who drinks CINOT AND SODA WATER. It will give her an iron constitution. HECTOR NORMAN SIMSON. jyj-ITCHELL & TOATT, ARCHITECTS, 216 & 217 VICTORIA ARCADE, Auckland

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Observer, Volume XXI, Issue 1183, 31 August 1901, Page 18

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Page 18 Advertisements Column 4 Observer, Volume XXI, Issue 1183, 31 August 1901, Page 18

Page 18 Advertisements Column 4 Observer, Volume XXI, Issue 1183, 31 August 1901, Page 18

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