OPUNAKE.

Observer, Volume XI, Issue 752, 27 May 1893, Page 22

OPUNAKE.

One would imagine that with the wealth of musical talent displayed by the inhabitants of this district a really good choir should not be difficult to organise. Why should it not be done ?. . . Apropos of the Brass Band, Charley said, ' Did ye no hear the band last night ? Mon, but we've some fine new chunes in it now.' On being answered in the. negative and being told that nothing could be heard but drum, he replied in a hurt tone of voice 'An' did ye no hear the bass?' Charley blows the big bass, ye ben. . . M. McL. had the pleasure of taking L. E. out on Sunday. There will be rumours of war shortly. .. Why did B.P. not like geting caught on the beach ? The O.M. on the warpath ? . . Why was the first monthly dance such a failure ? » Ars the committee unpopular? or is it that they are not ladies' men? Get a larger number on the committee, bojs, and some ladies aa well —and try again.. .H.H.P. has a little raven to tap upon his window pane. A. M. does not think the O.M. is ever near and watchful, when rapping... Wanted, tin-cans, sticks, old boots and buckets, ready to meet G.W.E. when he brings the bride home shortly. Whips of cake, stacks of noise and whisky.. Be ready and steady, boys, for the final.. .When is C.P. going to see the parson about tying two together? Hurry up, C, or somebody else will ask the hand of S.B. Won't wait much longer. . . Bough on the musician to drive twenty miles and find no dance through want of attendance of dancers. But A.C. would not mind as F. did not waste his time altogether.