MEECURY BAY.

Observer, Volume X, Issue 624, 13 December 1890, Page 18

MEECURY BAY.

The Kuaotunu masher was doing the heavy with the little school teachers on Sunday liook out, Dave ; someone else is on the watch. Ted looked as small as any ordinary man on Sunday evening when the Baker did him on the post. Too bad of Billy, after having so many dances with the kitchen waitress, not to see her home. Adam bade his last adieu to Btty on Sunday night She seemed rather troubled about his departure for Auckland. Walter was doing a promenade with the kitchen waitress the other evening. Mind she does not treat you the same as Buxom did. Ebb is getting the house in first class order. Get the cans ready, boys, it; might happen at any time. The boys are anxious for another match to be Played at Kuaotunu soon, as plenty of food and Loram's beer was the order of the day at the last match. Jack is goiner to build a two roomed house at Christmas. Will Sarah be the tenant ? The slaughterman's house is empty. I wonder if the Nelson girl is coming back again. Willie has the song ' It's Nice to be a Father ' off by heart. What takf s Charley to Haea every alternate Sunday ? Hurry up, or Joe will have the house and furniture. An accident happened the other morning by which Mr H. Ryan broke his tliisrh. He was riding ou horse- back when the horse throw him and kicked him. Dr Bedford set the thigh, and there is every eh"nee of the injured man getting on well.. Mr Bedford's pleasure isjto relieve other people from pain. Our skating rink is all the go at present. Leonard says it will soon pay a dividend. I should not be surpised to s !e a very handsome div. declared, esppcially when our aristrocrats condescend to patronise it. Billy says you can talk about the shamrock, the thistle, or the rose ; but I prefer the lily — it's the sweetest flower that grows. Then up spoke our noble barman, I think more of the rose than any other flower that grows. Walter says dark eyes are very fascinating. Ask Artie's opinion on that. Tom says he will spend Christmas at Whenuakite this time. Pat is proing to Coroinandel at Christinas. Look out for a lynching, old boy, The kitchen has got a belle at last. Joe says he is first favourite. He had better look out for the baker. Phcebie has jilted Charley for the second time and has taken to one of the three brothers.