ONEHUNGA.
That amorous Ohinkie has seemingly changed his quarters and now flashes about in a cab at Onehunfra Harvey wishes to know why t lose two yo bet ladies who went home by the last tram on Saturday night were not at church the next nioriiing. Were they s .tiering from any ill effects after e.ttiug so many lananns ? Sum is very downhearted since Maggie refused to let him see her home on Sunday night, li c should have stayed with Elite. Our friend with tumbstones in his mouth is quite brokenhearted since Lassie gave him the cold shoulder. Cheer up, old boy, there's room yet. The well brought up lady of Onion Gully says she goes to meet her husband with a lantern, but instead calls at the corner house to see old Jim. Who were ihe three young ladies who got blamed for the missing sugar and water at Te Papapa store ? Who were the handsome young suitors who backed them up and kindly offered to pay for it ? Good luck to them. Why does the Hardcase cart our local barber off instead of letting him attend to his business ? No show there, Dick, old boy. Now then, Willie, what's the idea takinsr Bob f <-om W ary A nn ? The darling'ct quite broken-hearted.
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Observer, Volume X, Issue 622, 29 November 1890, Page 17
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216ONEHUNGA. Observer, Volume X, Issue 622, 29 November 1890, Page 17
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