THE BALD-HEADS' PICNIC.
How gracefully she pirouettes upon the roller skates, How each heart is palpitating, for her movement captivates ; She falls ! ho bald-heads to the front ! nor hide your unfeigned glee, While her pretty little feet are where her pretty little head should be.
A Sunday school teacher asked a little girl of her class if she had been baptized. ' Yes, ' said the little girl, ' two times.' { Two times I Why, how can that be?' exclaimed the teacher. 'It didn't take the first time,' said the little girl.
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Observer, Volume 7, Issue 337, 23 May 1885, Page 18
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