NEW PLYMOUTH PUNS.
What about the kittens, Mac. ? Did the cafe:. scratch you when you sat down ? Jack is a good old dog, but the company hegets into will "not do— it will tell against Mui. Put a collar on him. What took those young men out to the meeting of the waters last Sunday ? Was it twenty lovesick maidens ? _^ Wanted, a new secretary to the Tennis Club,., one who is willing to do plenty of dirfcy worfc, &c. Theman that cut his foot up the inonntains ought do ; he • could not cook the wheelbarrow the way it was done.before — eh, Tom ? What is the matter with 'Erbie ? Is he goingto take the part of Dick Deadeye f He will make a good fisherman, especially when he has to fish for the beer and sandwiches. What about the sixpence ? Howdid the secretary of the Tennis Club get that bunged eye : — the girJs again ? .
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Observer, Volume 7, Issue 335, 9 May 1885, Page 16
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