DAIRY FLAT.

Observer, Volume 4, Issue 87, 13 May 1882, Page 137

DAIRY FLAT.

." Who. is the Orewa gent who is learning to sing '*' Johnny make room for your Uncle ?" ;, It must feel vexing Liz for his having to lift you, lip, or else stooping so much. • It must. feel annoying Bill to keep that short •coarse.lock of hah' so long, and it riot hers. , • The hew contributors think they have a fine •chance to vent their spleen at the old one's ■Qxpense., ,-,..■• ..-,-> \ „ ., ; vpieri ; ;will , Sir Mag. and his men give us another Sunday wheelbarrow procession ? No lost tinie ; . 'Vile/jgnners; : '..-.- ;T^K|-l&|es ?t','is Em— 's parody in (or on) D. flat. { ' ' * TneTJeart that once was soft to all, ; Of late with, grief Las bled j Not being the belle of Woinui ball Amused both Tim and Ted,—^eswni caetra.

WHAN&AREI. What will the ladies do when " King-fisher" again leaves the district ? How the young ladies shew their pretty ankles when crossing the creek near the school! Gfeorge and Harry are rivals for the affections of the lonely housekeeper. Why did our rising barrister go at ten miles an hour past the " Pentland Gl-ates" the other evening? The account which J. S. gives of the picnic to Limestone Island would do for a three volume novel. There was a Maori funeral feast hero the other day, and the quantity of food stowed away was something wonderful. Ob, the games that were played And the love that was made, And the schemes that were laid, With each copper-skinned maid, Put an old-fashioned wake . Quite into the shade.