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A certain shopkeeper the other day advertised for a n assistant, and when a candidate presented himself he said, '"Yes, I want a bright young man, to be partly outdoors and partly behind the counter." The youth looked rather alarmed for a moment, and then murmured, "Why, guv-nor, what becomes of me when the door slams."
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Thames Star, Issue 14663, 17 April 1915, Page 3
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59HALF AND HALF. Thames Star, Issue 14663, 17 April 1915, Page 3
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