AND OTHERWISE.

Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 14474, 13 March 1913, Page 7

AND OTHERWISE.

It is often all up with a man when he begins to go down hill.

Where there's a will there's a contestant. Do not waste your time. You will j need it all before you die. Fifteen thousand children are bora annually in British workhouses. Genius may wear long hair, but it's the baldheaded man who comes out on top. A casual inspection won't convince you of the age of an egg or a woman. - j Hard lines may not be easy to read between, but whatever is found there is learned by heart. What a good many men object to about eating tneir own. words is the fact that they're feo ungrammatical.. One of the best things a man can say when he has reasonable doubts ' what he ought to say is to . say nothing. Barrister : "Your honour, my client wishes a little time- —" Judge : j "All right ; I'll give him two years." j Passenger: "This train is very | slow, guard." Guard: "Yes, sir; ] it's them sleeping carriages behind." | Doctor : "My good woman, does I your son always stutter V Mother : "Not always, sir, only when he at- I tempts to talk." "Can any little boy," asked the ! new teacher, "tell me the difference tetween a lake and an ocean ?_" "Yes, I can," replied Bobby, "Lakes are not so nasty to swallow*when ! you fall in." . j