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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2170, 17 December 1875, Page 2

Nothing so much destroys a man's peace of mind as to hear a woman express the intention of giving him a piece> of hers. Haying taken a farm, a City merchant was niucli puzzled to know why his fowls never laid. So. he purchased in Leadenhall market two dozen eggs and took them, down to " his little place in Surrey." At, night, he slipped half-a-dozen of these eggs into the nests. " Well, gardener," he said, next morning, "none of those fowls laid :yefc?" "No, Sir," answered the; gardener, shaking 'his head: sadly; "they're very slow, sir, to: lay; at this time: of year." The same thing occurred on the two following nights and mornings. On the fourth morning, the gardener appeared with one' egg, saying,'" They'll ;sooh begin tolay now, sir "f here'sdneon 'em ■already." " Well, gardener, I have myself laid four-and--twenty eggs in the; nests, and you pretend the fowls hate: laid only one." The gardener could only reply, " Welljthere is the qnetheylaid," and slunk off to become a gardener ''elsewhere.- ; .■ - .■■•■.. .-, _ „.- t .. r. .• -, ; .,;. 1 Oxygen is Life.—Dr. Bright's Phospnodyne.— Multitudes of people are hopelessly suffering 1 from Debility, Nervous and Liver Complaints, Depression of ;Spirits, Hypochondria, Timidity, Indigestion, Failure qf 'Hearing, Sight, and Memory, Lassitude, Want of ipo\yer, &c., \vfyose casesadmtt'of a permanent curg by <tl)e new remedy Phosphodyne (Ozonie Qxysren), Whipji .at o,nce allajs'an^irritatiou and ''excitement, imparts • new energy and life to the enfeebled constitution, and ;rapidly cures every stage of these hitherto incurable and distressing' maladies; Sold by all Chemists and throughout the Globe. S3L Caution. -The large and increasing, demand for Dr. Bright's Phosphodyne has-Jed'to seVeral hmtatiqns under som.e\vhal "shxfilar names; purchasers of this medicine shaulif therefore b,e carejul to observe that eacli case bears the Government Staiiip, with tl\e AvorUs, Dr. BfigUfg P))ospl)odyne' engraved thereon, and that the same words are'»lso blown in the bottle,