"Why ought not a timepiece to be called a thingummy ? Because it is a watplryou pall it. . It is maintained that the' most inspiring natural sight which a glazier can contemplate is the gleam of early day breaking through the window*. Cautious .—A reporter, in speaking of a man whose two legs had been cut off by a railway train, says, "He will probably be a cripple for life." Cqxoebnixg ToHNa.-»A man may properly bo said to hare been drinking like a fish when he finds he has taken enough to make his head swim. A diary is acknowledged by all who hare tried it to be harder to keep than an umbrella.
Why is a well-trained dog like a doctor ?—Because Le comes to heal.
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1980, 10 May 1875, Page 3
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