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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 1950, 5 April 1875, Page 3

Classical English.-Three Highlanders sat by their toddy on a ramy day, and as an/Englishman was presnt they indulged themselves in the idiom of his country. One said : " This is the best whiskey I never taste any more." The second said : "So did I neither." Tbe third concluded : " Neither did I too." Liberty of the Subject. — Albert Drewing who attempted suicide at St. Louis, and who was fished out with a boat-hook in the hands of a watchman, was exceedingly indignant at what he called "interference with his private affairs." He also expressed an intention of doing it yet. An Aggravating Woman. —"Milwaukee News " : —" A Berlin man rolled his wife down cellar and locked the door. The married men all said he had done just right. Cause: She insisted on having a new monument for her first husband, anr 5 wanted one of those zinc affairs that are ' so fashionable, you know.'" Pebfectly Cool. —The people on the Androscoggin, Mane, still tell the story of a man who, some 50 years ago, called at the house of a neighbour, half a mile from his own house, early in the morning, and after the usual salutation, seated himself on a chair, and on being asked to sit up and eat some breakfast, answered, "I don't suppose I ought to stop, our house is on fire, and they sent me to tell you! " Sign of the Season.—Boys now walk round under the apple trees, looking for a ball that they have lost.

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THAMES MINEES' ACCIDENT BELIEF FUND COMMITTEE. A MEETING- of the above Committee will ,/V be held at the Governor Bowen Hotel, THI3 (Monday) EVENING-, at 7.30 o'clock. Fbed. F.Day, 243 Secretary. mENDERS will be received by me at my X Office until 4 p.m. on "WEDNESDAY, 7th instant, for the BEMOYAL of TWO COTTAGES. Full particulars can be obtained by intending contractors coming to my Private Besidence before 9.30 a m., and after 4.30 p.m., on Monday and Tuesday next. E. W. Pcckey. April 3,1875. b245 TENDEBS. mENDEBS WANTED for the BEMOVAL JL and BE-EBECTION of the Flora Macdpnald Batteiy to the Gorge, Ohinemuri. —For particulars, apply to John Gibbons, 237 Shortland. WANTED — A HOUSEKEEPER. —; Apply between 4 and 6 p.m. to Jas. Syvbbt, Tommy's Lane, Block 27. 244 WANTED, a GENERAL SEEVANT. Apply to Mr Hendey, National Bank. 225 TTTANTED by a Young Man, EMPLOYW MBNTrtwo or three evenings a week at Book-keeping or Making Out Accounts.— Address X, office of this paperTTTANTED THE PEOPLE :TO CALL at the PANTHEON and get their! CLOTHING at AUCKLANDTBICES.; FOE D, POT TE E AN D C 0;, Bkown-street, Qeihamstowit. 38 WAKTED, 100 Men Daily at JOSLIK'S Haib Cdmik« Estabushmbnt to be Shaved, Shampooed, &c, nexl Fug»fce'» Bed Boot, Owen-street, Grahamstovrn. TT7ASTTED EVEEYBODY TO KNOW that they can get any GAEMENT made [to measure at STOCSE PEICES. FOE D, POT TE E AN D C 0., BeoWN-STBEET, GBAHAMStOWN. a PPLIOATIOUS for BESIDESOE A. SITES on Goldfield on SALE at the EviFiKa Stab Office.