A Californian paper says :—The dearest thing in this country is what ought io be the cheapest—justice, The theory of our law is that any citizen who has been wronged can appeal to the Coarts and be righted, but in practice justice has become so costly and uncertain that no prudent man appeals to the law if he can help it. This is the result of putting the making and the administration of our laws in the hands of a set of men who get a lirmg o\it of the costs of justice.
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Coen SiAitcK.—"l like eoru sNtar^B sa^s a would-be cook. " Many various ju'c tlie shapes it .-iSßUDicSjbut^^B chief' is floating island, or floating—^^B 'but I hi?ve forgotten. It is of no co^^fl quence. ' I have christened the pu^^fl puffy mass snow-dnuds, foam of the^^| —any namo so as I know ifc. (Metr^^B [Jousekeepcvs wl'o do not depend u^^B their own inSievent- resources and tal^^| as I do. bnl fttijdy the cook-iiook for d^^B instruction*. ft ill know the same). Fi^^fl in a cry si.-i I disiM/irough which the li^H breaks shimmering !y, is a motionless pungent »i('t spicy odours, redolent i^^fl flavour.-, doited will* aromatic specksj^H . liquidity i-.ubchied by sfiifness, its de^^B filled \riih \lo\rny lumps of eoothsc^H cake, its surface hearing into surge^^B airy whiteness and billowy frofcbinj^^B It is easy to make. Take of >!j^H — enough. .Don't take too much, norj^H too little, bnfc '>se your own judgroent^^B did mine; I placed it carefully on sto^e—forgot to say I enclosed its paneling balu in a prisoning in—stiiV^H it. gently, then furiously ; it did not V^^B I leave it in sudden indignation, study the landscape from the windo^^B the calm mountains, crownedahistily t^^B the baptismal kiss of night yet upon th^^^B the hurrying, skurrying wavelets; green dotted fields, gorgeous with.—^^fl sudden interest takes me to the stt^^B It is a wood fire. Fire dying slowly smokily. I 5 ile in (he wood with Greeted baste. Up darts the .blaze, an^^B turn with renewed composure to the m^^B I stir it again moderately in circlesJ^H perpendicular plunges, in whirlpool^^B dies. Why, surely, I have forgotten^^B other ingredients I take.eggs and U^H them gently—don't recollect how ma^^B Acid sugar to sweeten, salt to sharp^H spice to enhance, corn starch to stiff j^H vanilla to subdue, and lrmon to aciduj^^fl I pour these in hurriedly, for have I*^^B promised it for dinner ? Ah, I had gofcton the snowy covering ! I break n?i^H eggs, aud beat perseveringly. But{ whiles do not separate from the tolk^| and how was Xto think of it ? StiH^H will hare the snowy clouds colourg^^B pale flame colour, as if the King of v^H had breathed upon it, and left a last golcjj^H kiss. I beat, it does not frost like—w)^H tL-ose I have seen. I- 1 beat with a W^H egg-beater, change and beat with a fd^H a ypoou. I beat until the last atonj^H endurance has left my right arm ; pu^^B tenderly and regretfully in a sling^a^H commence with the left. lam now^H the opinion that, if a person's tatte be^| perverted as to honestly enjoy maki^H corn starch, let them. I shall not <^H jeefc. Hereafter my experiments will^H confined to tilings I know. Corn starcl^M well enough-; but to the uninitiated the^M is a flaw in the materials an inconsistei^H in flavouring, an undefined mistakV^M operation, and perplexing defeat as result. Yet I like corn starch." .^H How She Tuebted Pbesbyteeian^M MvsMagrader will probably leave^^f Hopkins church and go hereafter to^^B Presbyterian meeting-house. Dr I^^B kins last week had a frightful boil on^^B leg, and lie experienced very severe J^H when lie tried to walk. While ke sitting in his study on Friday, Mm |^H gruder called and was uskered into *I^H parlour. The servant went up to the I>^H stairs to tell the doctor, and while she v^H on the way the doctor started down front stairs to get a drink of vraier. ;^H hurt lrinvso much to walk down tae st^H that he cooe'iided to slide-down the baz^H ter on his scomach, and so, after looki^f carefully over the landing to satisfy iii^H self that nobody was about, be mount^B the banister and began to descend. l^H stairs run directly past the parlour do^H and Mrs Magi uder was amused to see t^H clergyman descending with great rapidi^H and in that singular fashion. It seei^H that the servant giii had placed a co^H scuttle by the newelpost, while sue w^^| for the doctor, and as he descended wi^| awful velocity he alighted in the co^H scuttle and fell to the floor. Without l^H ing aware of the presence of the woman^B leaped up in a rage, exclaiming. " HI^H that woman!" he gave tho scuttle a ki^B which sent it whirling into the parlou^B where it brought upinMrsMagruder'S la^B Of course she thought the demonstratid^B end the ejaculation were intended forhe^B and after rising to her-feet, and shakingh^H umbrella at her pastor, and shouting. "IH you kick another coal-scuttle at me, I] ■ punch the stuffing out of you with thi B umbrella!" she emerged from ; ihe 'hoi B with tae conviction that Presbyfcorianisr I was the only religion for her.—*J| aac?ieas I Omjstibijs Measceb.— Omnib~as-dymr I (to passenger on the box-sept): s< nen; I see the comet ? Why, \?hereerer coiil I you V-(notice shortness of gentleniaut I hair, and hesitates). Howsotnevev—' I Passenger (relieving bis embarrassment,; I •" Whereabouts was it? " Driver: • Weij I I'll tell yer. Ifc was about the length. ? I this yere bus from the forrarJesi; leadt- I in the Great Bear ? " —punch. I A time to talk is when your B«xt do"<r I asighbor elopes with her gardener, It & I also a time to talk when you have deteglid v I young Mr Brown in the act of speu'kriijg - to young Miss Smith, and looking a,* '-ffhrH liked to do so. By a little judicioK chatter you may, probab^, succeed li I making it " hot" for these two iunoi*njs, « and Tendering them almost ashamed If being seen conversing with each other. ! A Bedford poet, having had an additimi to his family, expresses himself tin 1, poetically, in last week's paper;— A daughter was wanting. At last we found her. She come, Sunday moiaiag— ' A healthy nine-pounder. , Eefined Taste.—-Theophili Gauti f, whose passion for the feline race well known, once had a splendid Aurora, cat presented to him. "Ab," said le, "this cat is a veritable Apollo, but ie will certainly rui» me, for I shall ae\ 2? dare to give him anything to eat but v-h t? mice-" * . '
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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1848, 4 December 1874, Page 2
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