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Thames Star, Volume VI, Issue 1846, 2 December 1874, Page 2

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A tall western girl, named Short, long loved a certain big Mr Little, while little, little/ thinking of Short, loved a little lass, n^mod Long. To majce a Jong story short, Little proposed to Long r *nd Short longed to be even with tattle's shortcomings. So Short meeting Long, threatened to marry Little before Long, which caused, Little, in a short-time, to marry Long* Query.—Did tall Short love Little iless because Little loved Long? \ ■ . ■ t ■■;■: . For a youjng woman to begin to pick lint ofj a you»g man's coat collar is said to be the fir£t gyrrtoms that the young man 15 in petfil. To which may be added that he is a goner when that girl takes her handkerchief and moistening it witfi her lips, wipes a black spot off that young man's npse] ■ ' Gen. Tpoimbes was once asked what he tbougkt o/f the [Reconstruction Law. "Sir," he/responded, " it fatigftes the indignation/!"