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NO ALTEKNATIVE. Ye Rituaiisis perpend tho observation, That " Altar cards" must lead to altercation "Latest TjaiNG-3 ir-r Kteikes." —A deputation of laymen of a suburban parish, waited on their beloved pastor last week, and stipulated for sermons of not more than nine hours and nine minutes long, during the excessive heat! v Awkwaed ! —O, Edith, won't you kiss Dr. M'Clinkie?—l'm so shy, mamma! You kiss him first! A Baegain.—l say, Bobby, just give us a shove with this 'ere parcel on to this 'ere truck, and next time yer runs me in, I'll go quiet! IA Good Listener.—Beverend Gentleman—Well, Tim, did you leave the letter afc the Squire's ? 'Tim—l did, your riv'rence. I b'lieve they're bavin' dinner company to-day.—Heverend gentleman (angrily)— What business had you to be listening about ? How often have I told you—. Tim—Plaze your riv'rence, I only listened with ray nose. Quite t'othek.—Anti-Burgess writes to ask if the proposed ornamentation of St. Paul's is to be considered a " Wrenovation."—Punch. Time it Was.—Mother—Now, Mary, put that silly book away, and don't let me find you reading in bed again by candle liglii. You'll just be burnt to death, some of these days, and then, p'raps, it will be a lesson to you. Moke Peettiness. — Eose— It is beautiful hair, dearest; hut lam afraid it really is not all your own. —Lilly—Oh, yes it is, darling. The plait was thirty shillings and the long bit behind twentyfive. ■■ Hose—Oh, how cheap.

A. O. F. COIJET PEIDE OF PAENELL, 4409. mHE FORTNIGHTLY 1 MEETING- :o£ the K^-^^T^^^ above Court will be held in pi^.i'pkpl tbe Masonic Hall, QueenS l^vSjO^f-Sil; I street, Grahamstown, onj %M?o^:stßs THURSDAY EVENING-, October 15, at 7.30 o'clock p.m. Chas. Ahieb, . Secretary . > THAMES EIGINEEES AND ENGINE DEIVEES PEOTECTION SOCIETY. A MEETING- of tbe above will bo -held at tbe Lodge E.oom, Provincial Hotel, Grnbamstowa, on TEUESDAY, 15th instant, at V.30 p.m sbarp. Business: Election of OfSce-bearers for tli ensuing six montlis. By order of the President. J. CottttS, 7581 Secretary. : BOEOUGH OF THAMES. i. ■ NOTICE is hereby given to all Burgesses ■who have given notice of their intention to APPEAL against tbe unfairness or incorrectness in the valuation of their. rateable property, or who may intend to give such notice of appeal, that the Council, of the Borough of Thames will sit on THURSDAY nest, October, 15,1874, at 7 o'clock p.m.,, for the purpose of considering such notices of appeal, and request the attendance of aU persons, co appealing. • "'■ '' • ' • F. C. Dbait, TownCletk. "■ Thames, Oct. 10,1874. c 7587 JUST LANDED AND NOW IN STOEE, ; BO N- E D, U S T . Edwin Bikhby.