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Thames Star, Volume IIII, Issue 1743, 4 August 1874, Page 3

I WISH I WAS A PRINTER. I wish I was a printer, I really do indeed ; It seems to me that printers Get everything they need. (Except money!— Ed.) They get the largest and the best Of everything that grows, They get free into circuses, : And other kinds of shows. (By giving an equivalent!) , The biggest bugs will speak to them, No matter how they drees j A shabby coac is nothing, If you own a printing pross. (Policy!) At ladies' fairs they're' a?mosfc hugged : By pretty girls, who know That they will crack up everything That ladies have to show. (A. slander!) ■ And thus they get a " blow ; out" free At every party feed : The reason is, because, they write And other people read. i —Border Post. GOVERNMENT LIFE ASSURANCF AND ANNUITIES. r|iHE Undersigned, having been Appointed A.GENT for the Thames District, is open tc receive applications for Life Assurance Policies or for the Purchase of Annuities. JAMES HOPCBAFT, EVEN NG STAB OFFICE, ALBERT STREET, j ' ; " Q-EAHAMSTOY^. _ : M:_l_ A DYERTIBEKS AND OXHEBS inrt. terested in Coromandei are informed that a well-conducted popular Newspaper THE COHOMANDEL NEWS has been started in that district at the earnest request of the bulk of the inhabitants. . Its circulation is more than double that of its local contemporary, and it affords the best, indeed the only, medium for Advertising in the district. ; •; ; , AH orders in connection with the Coroin'indol News will be received in Grahamstown at the Stab Office. (71 ANCY SHOWGARDS in Various co iodr . unequalled for design and' execution^ the EvehinG Stab Office. O ANDBILLS for Drapers, Grocers and UL Storekeepers generally. Any Size a. Color, A* the Evening STiB Office. /COASTWISE CUSTOMS BNTRIEtf \J (formi) ON SALB at the Eyiskihs Sxab Office. |