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Thames Star, Volume III, Issue 1668, 8 May 1874, Page 2

Eveby description of Dyeing and Cleaning done oa the shortest notice at the Thames Dyeing Establishment, near corner of Richmond and E6lle3ton.Bt.reo'tß.>^ADVT. ■

"The great American obituary provoker " is the latest designation for kercvsene. . - ..••.■ . , .., j

Question for Goody Templars.—How many scruples ; should there .be to a drkmP ..' '.-.'. , i

Gjbeen: jn '.the -Eye:—The :- refel (apis vert. Spirit-rapping. A Double FiEST^-Kector's wife,: "It. really is a; very strange thing, Dibbles, tliatyou and your wife quarrel so often.—Ees, marru, it be ruin, 'cause we both agree on one main ;pint. She,, waants to be marster, and so do I!

To.DISPENSE WITH A JiITBIEVEB. —See' that your gun carries well. , — Instructor: Now, .I',y p c the different "sights," you, Private Dumpy, tell me what a fine "sight"-is. Describe it as .well as you can „.,, „ 'Private Dumpy : A'fine sight," sir? A fine ; sight—(pondering)—'s a magnificent 1 spe'tacle, sir! Why should a Cotton Lord be successful on the turf ?„—Because he ought,not to be beaten in a spin. 1' PoJuiAE Db awing.—Drawing a salary. ' j The honour of knighthood having been conferred upon a silversmith, a wit suggested that''it was because of his brilliant and valuable services." , "Contempt of Coubt."—-Neglecting-to attend a levee... '■■ A: WoETHLEsa Bond.—A vaga-bond.* • Love is the union of two hearts that beat in ■ " Foftes^ meloly, -•• Time with iis raynpeß impaits noJbittor fusion ■ to its ecsfcicy." Is converted by a printer's mistake into: >r-r" Jove is an imion with twoiheade that beat : :; in softest melody. . , ; .■Timei'with its cabages impart* no better food „.' . ..to.an extra dray," .• ... "".'• ." ' ,'"•' ";' j yi^Ba^l)ebt^-T.u« owing of a gritdgei