Page 9 Advertisements Column 3

Timaru Herald, Volume CXLVII, Issue 21507, 21 November 1939, Page 9

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C 3 (S' \ C ■ A \ i r PONS ASINORUM {The Urtdife of Asses) Tim and Ru have been roped into the Bridge Tournament on Ladies’ Night at the Club. Their opening partners complain bitterly that Tim and Ru are the world's worst bridge players— they just sit and play bridge all the time. So here we are at the end of the first rubber, and two minds with but a single thought. Tim: This game seems to be a triumph of mind over chatter. Ru: Sure, a case of burning the scandal at both ends. Tims And to think that according to Hoyle over 2,000 different games may be played with cards! Ru : And they all go by the name of Bridge. Well, ichat about another round? Tim: Sure. Bring on the trey and deuce, doubled and re-doubled. Declare for Timaru Bott tied The Grand Slant of all Ales ll ////Z-x. w The Friendliest Drinks hi the World Brtwcd and Bottled with forint tan by NJL BREWERIES LTD M Tlmtru Branch.