LITTLE LAFFS
He Hasn’t Washed Yet Auntie: Willie, did you enjoy the book I sent you? Willie: I haven’t read it yet, Auntie. Auntie: Why, how is that? Willie: Oh, Mummy said I was to wash my hands before I read it! An Education Tour Since Mr L. S. Dee had become wealthy he had decided to travel. One day as his luxurious limousine was travelling at speed he leaned forward and addressed his chauffeur. "Where are we now, Smith?”*he asked. "Half-way between Berlin and Hamburg, sir,” was the reply. “Don’t worry me with details,” said Mr L. S. Dee impatiently. “What country are we in?” Will He? Snip: I wish I could get a legacy. Snap: “Well, perhaps you’ll be lucky if you go at it with a will.
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXLVI, Issue 21244, 14 January 1939, Page 8 (Supplement)
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130LITTLE LAFFS Timaru Herald, Volume CXLVI, Issue 21244, 14 January 1939, Page 8 (Supplement)
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