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Q: —What relation is a door mat to a door? A:—A stepfather (farther). Q: —What is the difference between a penniless man and a feather pillow? A:—One is soft down and the other is hard up. Q: —What is the difference between the death of a barber and the death of a sculptor? A:—The barber curls up and dyes (dies), the sculptor makes faces and busts (bursts).
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXLVI, Issue 21244, 14 January 1939, Page 7 (Supplement)
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68RIDDLES Timaru Herald, Volume CXLVI, Issue 21244, 14 January 1939, Page 7 (Supplement)
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