Substitute Jane: Oh, Fred, baby has swallowed the matches. What shall we do? Fred: Here, use my cigarette-lighter. Diet Stout Party: I'm getting so stout, doctor. What shall I do? Doctor: Diet, madam, diet. More waist, less feed, you know.
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXLIII, Issue 20890, 20 November 1937, Page 10
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40Page 10 Advertisements Column 1 Timaru Herald, Volume CXLIII, Issue 20890, 20 November 1937, Page 10
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