LITTLE LAUGHS.
Obviously. Approaching an old rustic a visitor from town asked if any great men were born in the village. “No, sir,” replied the old man, “only babies.” A Deep Story. The old sailor was telling some thrilling tales of his adventures, some of which the company believed. “Yes,” he went on, “and do you know that ten of the ships I’ve sailed on went to the bottom?” “And you were saved every time?” queried one listener. “Yes,” said the old salt. “Well, you see, they happened to be submarines.”
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Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18659, 30 August 1930, Page 12
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91LITTLE LAUGHS. Timaru Herald, Volume CXXV, Issue 18659, 30 August 1930, Page 12
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