"GOOD ADVICE AND A WOODEN LEG."
If I lindi 'r. givep my friend Jim Smallji the heat pieo? of "a»lvice fellow c-ulii gf-vf" a'oiipr we frieoffl st ll—tlikt is, if Jim cou d have witH out bhe ndyisre 'his may sound rathe BtrAn/e and'mixed to yon, b t il'a riyh wlien. i ou lako it by the handle. .D You s oit was this way, Jim was handsome.chap, 25.,reus od, foppish an" fo '' of's'cVy "had p'entyof mone, but wi-h the seeds of consumption In hi j Git 'em fioni ins mother, who died of it,. Well,. Ji r be an tioouuh, and run dow hill fs.'S The diotors couMn'fc htlp him and.t ;ir] him >o . One day he was waltiiri: !.p;,mo »biuttt. and;.' actually broHe dowl and cried. ''Jim,'' a ;>s I," there's just oaf dhannp lor yon, snd-T w:ntt you to jumn foi'rih away. t* eo out; tV &«'£]■ mer c;.a c.i ! iya on Hie slopes of the Pojkw| Mou in tho pinnw ods, in a hut of a loir, an 1 stav Ie n till you a r e deal oh well, l>o't wale to hie for a year,.then! cme baok or let me hear from ycu. ■ | | Bidilin: a fad farewe 1 to the young girl he'fta; enVagfd.to'he married to, Jim went! : ;Two years afierwa ds I met him in town S he wa'a as 'hearty as a, buck, but' walkeef Vfi.r h ; a' liojp- r ; He. had. 'o8fc his right leg, beknee, iu a fi 'hi with a friizzly bear aid now hobbled arou d on a wooden.one. '.'Audits fault,".bc said, "If. it hadn't b;.en .ior your advice I'd never gone there, Now lfidil'Wori't: marry me. ?>ay{ »he don't w nta huaband with a Wooden leg ai d I don't want i friend who'gave me ths wooden le^.''
W" 1, "h'r I I w'.b never so taken aback, My ad\ice had sived Jim's li e and le-toted his hea»ih yet t eoansth coul-in't have two sound legs and a wi'e braid-s, he threw me ov rbmrd, I vowed 1 d mv. r give anyb( dy a bit of good »dv cb again I'd let 'em dia firs 1 . But thit's ! wa? hasty and wrong. It is a man's duty do« ing ?iod, whether people are gratefal or not, Here is Mr Frank Stanley Langman. pi'c f rood, advice, audjhe e;iou.*h to act .oij it,|l4 Juoei 1802j it was that be fel ill. wejak, lited,,and we»ry without"any outbids it." 1 Hia.appßfc was poor, there ! w a a "bifc'eV taste iri'-)us 'ranuth, and a bad ! i.ain'm the. chesUnd stcinaci affer eating, d break out into a sweat ami feel «o p'rostiated he' have t'lliudown. It was feared he had Rome kind (f infernal he had an attack at the r»»)y.?y..BtatibV\* and peo le crowded round w»s During another attack hi kissed his child, bti'ieyini! time had come A doctor ex« amined him.fcr Ji i art dia ase, but couldn't find any!" He adyissd L' ngman to take only ■ : ilk end brandy, milk and witer, anl auch s'ops. 'S'ill be had those flightfnl periodic attacks;'' 'After attending him some time, the doctor taid," I can'c find out what is the matter with you: you had better see a Weefc. End physician." Mr Langman did s , and'the'WieV : ';> d doctor said the patient's: bile, and orderedmedicioo.and arailk diet."^?
. dootors ware consulted with no batter r/aiiitß, l and the unhappy man.remaiued'iu tbnt* same miferable form, for seveff yeafe. y liv February, . 1889, he read in newepper of;a c«Be like his own having: bein''cured' by Mother. 'Veigei'd Curative t c yrup*, tut» Limamtjch 'bb t v -e. beat medical Wvice in l)bnady,was of no. use, what could oe expr cted '■ from.: an - advertised medicine ? Mothln2, of course," faid Mr Langmau. 4 ;if> wite thought different y, " You try Scitiel's.SyniP),sheititi,"Everybody qieah well of it.' He did try it, and in three months he wis well, and has been well ever since.- In a letter duted December 17th, 1891, he says, " v other fc'eigei's Curtaive Syiup ißavod m) life," and signs his name' to whst hesaja—"Fiank Stanley Langmw 1.44," Combrrford Hoad, Hrockley:" ' j flis malady ~wasnos heart dis ea'e.or turn* outs., but indigestion and dyspep ia. the cause of almost till paugs and | ains, call them what you will. . " Mr Landman was saved by good advice arid a good medicine for which he is grate, ful, so I take notice that everybody isn't ike Ji n Smilfey, «ith his grizzly bear and his woodeii leg. ' • ' G.W.O. . February 1c92.l c 92.
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Thames Advertiser, Volume XXVI, Issue 7795, 14 April 1894, Page 1
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