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Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16591, 13 November 1919, Page 4

WHAT DID HE DO WITH IT? Two travellers began talking, and became friendly. “Have a cigar?” said one. “Don’t think I’ll have one, thank yon!” said the other. “Have a cigarette, then?” “No, thank you I” “How about a chow?” tho first persisted in desperation. “Don’t use tobacco at all, thank you!” “Well,” tho first man ejaculated’in consternation, “what in the name of guinea-pigs do ye do with yer mouth?” TIT FOB TAT. A young man once saw an advertisement in a paper of a notable firm selling razors at 5s each. He accordingly wrote to the firm, telling them that he had enclosed os, and wished them to send him a razor. At the end .he put: ‘ r P.S.—I have forgotten to enclose the os, but no doubt if firm of your standing will nevertheless send me the razor.” In a few days ho got tho reply; “Please find enclosed tho razor, for which you wrote. P.S.—Wo have forgotten to enclose the razor, hut no doubt a fellow with a cheek like yours won’t need one.” Collapse of young man.

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