.THE SCOTCHMAN’S GRATITUDE i Once a doctor used to harrass, . _ Bleed a man and keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist. Goes to bod and takes a pill. i Jock was flabby, pasty, hasty, Jock was | ■' far from thrifty; ! Thirty doctors promised him he wouldn’t live till fifty, j ; He carao out here from Aberdeen, across the briny ocean, ' '■ And always speaks of Morse’s Pills with ; i tenderest emotion. ■ Why not patronise the Central Pharj raacy (between Morey’s and Mollison’s) j and save the cash coupons 3.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16505, 5 August 1919, Page 8
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89Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16505, 5 August 1919, Page 8
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