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Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16468, 21 June 1919, Page 4

Squire (engaging groom): Are you married? Groom: No, sir. I was thrown agin a barbed wire fence and got my face scratched.” “Allow a horrid man to hiss me—never 1” “Neither would I. But thank goodness there isn’t one among all my male acquaintances.” Husband; Another new dress I Where do you 'suppose I get the money to pay for it ? Wife; You must excuse me. I didn’t marry you to give you financial advice. , “Well, doctor, do you think it is anything serious?” “Oh, not at all. It is merely a boil on the back of vour neck, but I would advise you to an eye on it.”