ASK THE MILKMAN.
Nagg: “Tile milkman’s business reminds me of Pharaoh’s daughter.” Jagg: “Why ” Nagg: “Didn’t she draw a prophet out of the water?”
A BIT OF IRISH,
First Workman: “Have you seen jny hammer, Pat?” Second Workman (Pat); “No, I haven’t, mate; you should be like me, have a place for everything, and have everything in its place, then when yon lose anything you know where to find it.”
HOW THE ROW STARTED
Mr, Brown: “I had a queer dream last night, my dear. I thought I saw another man running off with yon.” “Mrs. Brown: “And what did you say to him?” Mr. Brown; “I asked him what he was yunning for.’ 1
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Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16448, 31 May 1919, Page 8
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115Page 8 Advertisements Column 5 Taranaki Herald, Volume LXVII, Issue 16448, 31 May 1919, Page 8
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