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Taranaki Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 144778, 7 September 1915, Page 5

THE (DAILY) MAILED FIST. (OR NORTHCLIFFE’S NOTIONS.) ’Tis my duty to the Nation To provide it with sensation, And keep up my circulation. This I find can best bo done. By attacking everyone, And everything beneath tho sun. If Kitchener with.shells is slow, Then Kitchener must simply go, ■Whether he likes the thought or no. Ho was no doubt ray nominee • At first, but surely you’ll agree To change his mind a man is free. Lord Haldane I attack with zest, But when I’m on another-quest, I sometihres give Lord H. a rest. The sort of stuff that always sells Is “Winston and the" Dardanelles: An Expert’s View, by H. G. Wells.” 31‘Kenna’s unlike 'other folk, At him it’s merely fun I poke; M’Kenna has become a joke. Some day perhaps that dream of mine May come to pass—a bold headline Announcing: “Asquith Must Resign!” P.S. —On second thoughts I’d like to say In reference to “K. of K.,” That after all he’d better stay. But all the same when I say “Go!” He’ll have to; this applies also To Fisher, French, and Jellicoe. STIFF JOINTS. From whatever source arising, \there can be no , greater cause of pain Than that inflicted by Stiff Joints. Like a badly-fitting door, the bending or straightening of the leg or arm or the part affected moves 1 with a jar, so excruciatingly painful that it is only a matter of time before the joints become fixed. Bathing, friction, oils, liniments, and ointments have in thousands of cases proved utterly unavailing. Stiff joints that resisted-all other treatment have yielded tp the powerful influence of.Comstociys Nerve and Bone Liniment. Persevering use of this Liniment will cause the most stubborn case to relax.. Sold by all- leading and storekeepers, price 2s 6d, or will be sent post free, at-same price by The W. H. Comstock Co., Ltd.. Parish Street, Wellington, 1 ■. . 8 PIANOFORTE TUNING. I DESIRE to intimate that I anr now able, after my long illness, to Undertake my old duties as Pianoforte and Organ Tuner. I take this oppor-. tunity "of thanking the people of the district for their, past support, and beg" to solicit a, continuance of tho same. Letters addressed care of the B.K. Bookshop. New Plymouth, or 622, Devon Street East, will receive prompt attention. "WILLIAM P. DOEG, Late with J. and J. Hopkinson,London. bOSO

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