KIBBLINGS.
A ittlo nonsense now ancl then, ,2 relished by tho wisest men.
Where'er the burlesiue actress lets He photo r go with cigaretta, She asks not pay nor polf, Because she knows this wisq the gets Some good puns for herself. Phrenologist : Our p isons are a disgrace to eiciliWfon. The coavioto ara abused, uncared for, and poorly ted. ban you suggest a remedy ? Philanthropist i Yes i let "em keep out of such places A oil-known London wit; accosting an acquain anco, exclaimod, with a warm Bhake of the hand, "My dear fellow I know your name perfectly, but I can t for the life of me remember your face.' _ The doctor had presented hh bill, and it was large. " Humph," said Skinflint, "this ia a pret'y big charge ?"•' No •oubt." retorted the doctc, •' considering the value of tho life I saved ; but it goes ."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10331, 12 June 1895, Page 4
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147KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10331, 12 June 1895, Page 4
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