KIBBLINGS.
A ' ittle nonsense now and tlien, Islrelißhe<J by the wisest men.
Mr Younghusband : Darling, you have been weeping. What is it, my sweetest love ? Mrs Younghusband : Horseradish.
Dingley : lam surprised at the statement you have just made to mo. Fibbs : Why ? Dingley : Because I know it to be the truth.
And you went up the Rhino, I suppose? said Mrs Malaprop. Indeed, yea. It was beautifr.l. And did you see "any Rhineoceroß63 ?
Old Lady : I hope, my dear, you never conceal anything from yonr husband. Young Wife : Oh, no, nothing but my thoughts lam like a tree, he observed, as the clock struck eleven. lam rooted at your side. Yee, but you never leave, do you i And then tie ' put forth. ' _ Guest : Look here, waiter I There's a pin in this soup. Suppose I had swallowei ie ? Waiter: It wouldn't have hurt yer, sir. It s a safety pin, sir. Bride : George, dear, when we reach town let hb try to avoid giving tli* impreßsion that we are newly manied. All right, Maude ; you can carry this bag.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10217, 24 January 1895, Page 4
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180KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10217, 24 January 1895, Page 4
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