KIBBLINGS.

Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIII, Issue 9953, 14 March 1894, Page 4

KIBBLINGS.

A ittlo nonsense now and then, Is relished by tho wisest mon. An old village woman was discoursing on the charms of the parish curate to a young lady visitor lie do be a beautiful yrung man, Miss, she said, enthusiastically. Well, replied her listener, cautiously, some people ma} admire red hair and Oh, Mi'sb, t'amt his out'arUs I was athinking of, interrupted the old woman ; it's his innards, Miss, his invards I George AH Right — When George asked you to be his wife, inquired the mother, wasn't he a good deal flustered and confused ? Yes, mamma, replied Laura, looking admiringly at something that sparkled on her sLupely finger, but what he eaid had the rLbt ring about it. He Finishes His Work. — Doctor, said Mrs Worrit, is it really true that many people ure buried alive? None or my patients ever are, replied Dr Graves An Example In Point. — De Sappy (en ering) — Aw, say, old fellah, where is it that fools wusb in where angels feah to twead ? Adams (grimly) — My office Certainly tne best medicme Known is UNDER AND faON'S EUCALYPTI EXTRACT I'est its eminently poworiul effects in .ougiiß, col Is, influenza — ilie relief is in tantaneoue. In serious cues, and accilenta of ail k ds, be they wounds, burns, •caldinge, brui cs, sprains it is tho safest '9iD9dy — no swelling, no inilainmation. Like surprising -tl'ects produced in croupdiphtheria, broach tie, infia.nmktion of the unga, swellings, &.*. ; dlaTrhopa", dysentry^ iiseases of the kidney s, and urinary organ? i Cn see at hospital? ana aw! teal clinics &1' •>ver the globe ; patron'sed hy HisMajeat he Sing of Italy ; crowufai with medg md diploma &t InternaSoc&l Exhibition Amsterdam. Trast in ibie »T>of p Te dale, aad t*ie> * l bot*r ONE BOX OF CLARKE'S B 41 PILLS s warranted to cure all discharges from the Urinary Organs, in either sex (acquired or constitutional), Gravel, and Pains in.the Back. Guaranteed free from Mercury Sold in boxes, 4s 6d each, by all Chemists and Patent Medicine Vendors ; Sole Proprietors, The Lincoln and Midland Oountik Duuo Co.. Lincoln. E ghnd.