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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9825, 11 October 1893, Page 4

KIBBLINGSA* it tie nonsense now and the Ii reliahed by the; wisest men. Fair maid, quoth he, I beg of theo To fly, to fly, to fly with me. Young fellow, quoth she, Now, don't you be Too fly, too fly, too fly wi^h me. A Shocking Tail. — That of an electric eel. George : Sallie, if I was to ask you if yon'd marry me, do you think you'd s*y yee? Sallie : I guess so. George ; Wa-nl,if I ever get over this baehfulnees I'll rsk you some o' these times. First Villnger (returning after long abßenco) : What has beoorae of old Mr Bimson? Second Villager (solemnly ): De is in heivon. First Villager : Ob, dear, I'm sorry to hoar thut. Tiuniß : Whoa I said it takes three generations to make a gentleman, did tint young Dingley think I wm hittkg at him? Secundus : Oh. no. Hi said ho thought you wcro dreaming of the day when yon misjht bave a ereat grind-son. HOHENLINDEN. One day when business ran down low, Deep gloom eat on a grocer's brow, And dark as midnight wan the flow Of thoughts revolving rapidly. That grocer Bawa dr?odful eight By Fancy's dim and lurid IL'lit; Ho thought hi siw the bailiff ri^ht Among hJB stock of grocer/. Ah 1 Sadder yet his fiars will tiso. Ah 1 Deeper jet will bo hisui^h^. Ah I Yul will pound bio cries still loudnr, Unless huutock Skar land's Baking Punier. } Uertainly the best medicine Known ia Sander ahd Son's Eucalypti Extract Test its eminently powerful effects in •oughs, colds, influenza — the relief is in Ittntaneouß. In serious cases, and accidents of all kinds, be they wounds, burns, BCftlcfcngs, braises, Bpraina it is the safest remedy — no swelling, no inflammation. like Barprieing effects produced in croup diphtheria, bronchitis, inflammation of the longs, swellings. &c. ; diarrhoea, dysentry diseases of the kidneys, and urinary organ?. Im ue at hospitals and medical clinics al' over the globo ; patronised by His Majesty the King of Italy ; crowned with mcdi. and diploma at International Exhibition Amsterdam. Trust in this approve** ti«l«, ud Teieot »1 bntom Ah American,describing a political opponent, said, " He's meaner than any sum in arithmetic. Add him up and there's nothing to cairy." And when you use Ye Bishops Bottle there remains no traeo of tho conil plaint. — Advt. 1 " Fob the Blood is the Life "—" — CLARKE'S WORLD-FAMED BLOOD MIXTURE is warranted to cleanse the olood from all impurities from whatever cause arising. For Scrofula, Scurvy, Eczema, Skin and Blood Diseases, and Sores of all kinds, its effects are marvellous. Thousands of testimonials. Sold in bottles, 2s 9d and 11s each, by Chemists and Patent Medicine Vendors everywhere.. Sole Proprietors, The Lincoln and Midland Counties Drug Co., Lincoln, Engand. PERSONS OF DELICATE CONSTITUTION, who are obliged to' abstain trom ordinary Coffee, should try Crease's Tab axagum or Dandelion Coffee, which ia recommended by the highest Medical Authorities as a very iJu ble beverage for those suffering from weak digestion flatulency, nervousness, etc. Not to know 8 not to have. — Ed ward L Nathan, Whole* sale Agent, New Plymouth. ' The Best Remedy fob Indigestion. — ' Norton's Camomile as a Pills are con fidently Recommended as a Simple Remedy for Indigestion, which is the cause oi nearlyall the diseases which we are subject. Norton's Pills, with justice called the Natural Strengthener of the Hnman Stomach," act as a powerful tonjc and gentle aperient, are mild, in their operation, and safe under any circumstances. Sold on bottles, at Is Hd, 2s 9d, 11s. by a Medicine vendors throughout the World Hollow ay's Pius — Nervous Irritability. — No part of the human machine reqaiuß more constant supervision than the nervous system—for upon it our health — and even life — depends. These Pills strengthen the nerves and are the safest general purifiers of tho blood. Nautei, headache, giddiness, numbness and mental apathy yield totthcin. They relieve in a summary manner those distressing dyspeptic symptoms, stomachic pains, fnlneis at the pit of the stomach, abdominal distension, and regulate alike capricious appotites and confined bowels —the commonly accompanying signs of defective or diminished nerve tone. Holloway's Pills are particularly ieoommonded to persons of studious and eedentary habits, who gradually fall into ft nervous and irritable stdtej unless some sticb restorative be occasionally taken. THERE IS ONE THING every housewife should know, and that s — Herodles Baking Powdeb is the best. Why ? It the cheapest because it is the best foi jaaking bread, pastry caVes, puddings rones &a In 6d and la tine.— Advt 1 There is one thing about it, you can always depend upon uniform quality, it has ' always been bo with Arthur Nathan Reliable Teaß. That iB the, reason they bate built up Buch a good name. — Advt.;

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