KIBBLINGS.
A' .Ulenonsenjenowond th« Is reliihed by tbe wisest men. Two and a Half Timeß.— Miss Sentij mant : Were you ever disappointed in love? Eligible Widower: Two and a half times. Miss Ssntiment : Two and a half timeß? Eligible Widower: Yes, twice married, and once rejected. Saving it« Up.— Bingo : Bilter tolls me his wife mnkefl him wear bifl dress suit every evening now. Mrs B.: Umph 1 He didn't do it while thoy were engaged. Bingo : No, thoy were afraid it wouldn t last till they were married. Too joung to wed the brush.— Artist fto young lady who wonts to lsarn paintms): How old are you ? Young Lady : Twenty-one. Artist: Only twenty- one. Then I advise you to desist You may still Bucceed in getting a buabmd. Siok Boy : I had a nightmare las' night awful. Mother : Morcy me ! I must send for the doctrr again. What did you dream? Sick Boy: I dreamed I got well, an' had to go to sohool.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9756, 22 July 1893, Page 4
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165KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9756, 22 July 1893, Page 4
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