KIBBLINGS.
A ..ttle nonsense now and then. Is relished by the wisest men.
The type-writor is said to be the only woman a man has the right to dictato to. Mrs Suburb (joyously )—•" My dear, I've succeeded in getting a servant-girl at last. Go to the kitohen and kiss her." Mr Buburb--" Kiss her?" Mrs Suburb —" Certainly. I had to promise that she Bhould be treated as one of tbe family " Mrs Bliffera (looking up from the paper)—-" Of all things ! A couple who have lived toeether for sixty years have nppli«d for a divorce Mrs Buffers — " My, mv 1 Sixty years 1 I don't wonder. Mrß Jinka— " What do yon think? A thief ebot at Mrs Bingle whilo sho was sitting in her room, and the ballot Jo 1 god in a ball of yarn whioh ehe was winding." Mrs Jinks—" Well 1 well ! Bingle ib a luoky fellow, isn't he ?" Airs Jinks—" I Bhould Bay be was." Mrs Jinki. — "Yes, indeed. Ho has a wife who darns Blockings."
Detective — ''Keep an eye ou thnt worran, while 1 go for help. She's a thopHfter." JB'loorwalkor— "How do you know.". Detective— " She unjs."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9668, 10 April 1893, Page 4
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193KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9668, 10 April 1893, Page 4
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